Lia G bliss vibe - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by mr115393

My newest friend

I had hoped that this would have stronger vibrations, but it isn't bad, by any means. The vibrations are reasonably strong and the patterns are all nice. It is easy to use and works well. It is a low-maintenance addition to my collection, and has definitely earned its keep.
Wide variety of settings
Easy to use/clean/store
Wonderful texture
Multiple buttons
Could have had stronger vibrations
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


Obviously, from the title, this is a G-spot vibrator. For women like me who are most interested in clitoral stimulation, this is pretty useful for that too. It could be used all over the body for external stimulation, but it's not super powerful, so it won't do much for areas of the body that aren't already sensitive. This could be used by most people. It's simple and effective. People with vaginas will definitely appreciate it more though.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The toy is silicone, which is part of what drew me to it. The texture is velvety, but the body of the toy is firm. There is a slight odor, but nothing serious and it doesn't last. The texture is very pleasant.
    • Light odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The size and shape make this a perfect G-spot toy. It is very easy to use. The two buttons - one for power and one for the multiple patterns - make it easy to use and very easy to turn off in a hurry. It is small and easy to hide. The design is not discreet. It's obvious to anyone who sees it that it is a vibrator, but it is easy to tuck away from prying eyes.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are primarily in the tip. They are not as strong as I had hoped, but they are still effective. Most of the ten different vibration patterns are really nice. The controls are so convenient. Having separate buttons for power and functions should be mandatory. This is so easy to turn on and off and to adjust, without getting the two mixed up. This is quieter than I had expected, despite having some moderate power behind it.

Allegedly, this is waterproof. I have not tried it in water. It looks like it would hold up fine in water. It fits together tightly and looks like it would seal against water, but I don't know for sure yet.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Because of the velvety texture, this toy attracts lint. It needs to be stored while wrapped in something that isn't fabric. I clean it with a toy cleaner and warm water. It is easy to clean and safe with non silicone-based lubes. All of mine are water-based and it has worked well with them.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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