Poke, poke, poke, poke. That's all there is to the controls! Don't you believe it - just get one and check it out!
With only one single push button of this 2 AAA battery run vroomer you just hit it quickly once to turn it on, again and again to change speed, and once more to turn it off. Yep, it has three speeds only. Low constant vibration first, then medium constant vibration, then high constant vibration. One more hit will turn it off. Seriously.
There is NOTHING FANCY in the functions and controls: you don't have to and CAN'T turn it off by holding it for a few seconds on any speeds, as you have to go through the three speeds quickly to get to turning it off with one more hit! And it also doesn't have a memory chip inside as you may have found out already, meaning that it won't remember what function you used last time. Just on-low/medium/high/off, and all over again, and you CAN'T do it any other way!
Some may find it a disadvantage that you can't turn it off in the middle of your pleasure in an eye blink, but who said it would be a problem?
Here are three examples of the different models to this question:
1. vibes that can be turned off by keeping a button pressed for 2-5 seconds
2. vibes that can be turned off by a dedicated on/off button
3. vibes that can be turned off by a brief hit without any extra features of the ones above
The first function can be found in most of the luxury vibes in my experience, the second one has become more and more common lately, and the third one is common enough as well.
In the case of the divine horns you can't be growling about the difference: even on the lowest speed, meaning three needed hits on the button to turn the vroomer off, it takes less than a second to hammer the button quickly to turn it off! Weirdly simple but convenient, isn't it?
The ease of use is coupled up with an excellently built water resistance, with a whitish gray rubbery ring to seal it purrrrrrfectly. Not to mention that among the amazing advantages of hard plastic one is that the rigid hardness carries the vrooms like a dream! You feel them strongest in the deliciously shaped head, and well in the ridges as well. It is also a little surprising that you sense them clearly in the bottom of the horn too, and the only place where even your sensitive little fingers can't feel anything is around the push button, between the bottom and the ridges.
The unforgiving hardness is as exquisite for G-delights, as the rigid, never yielding toughness I am in LOVE with pleases your spot "whether you want it or not"! Oh and those vrooms! Being a healthy level of 4 vrooms it is among the VERY FEW traditional vroomers that are able to tease and please my rabid power hungry sweetest spot in a satisfying enough way! (And SHAME ON YOU, most of the clitoral vibes I have tried, being of the most amazing materials, functions and quality, not even getting close to this minimally acceptable level of power!) The oh so smooth hard plastic is a true blessing in one more manner as well, as there is no way pressure would ever mean a problem for this sturdy, tough, durable material! (And I am among those power queens who literally bury vroomers into their starving spots!)
There is only one, again, not so surprising fact about the mighty horn what many of you won't rejoice for: not only its size and power are beastly, but its scary rrrawrrrrrrrrr too! I am more than sure that even under blankets, through a closed door anyone will hear it clearly! Top it off with total silence of a peaceful sleepy time, and there is no way you can enjoy it without being alone/only with authorized company! Well yes, there are things you have to put up with when you have an untamed beast in your life...