Satisfyer Pro 2 - rechargeable oral clit stimulator by Satisfyer - review by Teancum

It's Black Friday and I noticed the Satisfyer Pro 2 has gone on sale. I enjoy buying new toys to use on my wife, so when it arrived I was immediately surprised by the weight of the box. It had some heft to it. Then I opened it and was surprised yet again by the size of the silicone cup. From the pictures, it didn't seem like it'd be that big. Just out of sheer curiosity I turned it on and wasn't sure it was working correctly. The first setting is like a sputtering motorcycle that barely runs. I was a bit disappointed at first and thought it might be broken. So I read the instructions and realized that I had to press the button to advance through the different power levels. So I pressed to Level 2 and found it to increase in speed and vibration.

Though I have to stop right there, it's not really a vibration, at least not like the normal sense when comparing to other vibrators. Instead, when I put my finger over the silicone cup opening, it felt more like a pulsating effect. In fact, that's really the best term I can use, it pulsates, but very rapidly.

I then pressed the speed button again to Level 3, and the power markedly increased. I was like, oh snap! I sure hope my wife likes this. There have been times when I tried to surprise her with a new toy and it did not go well.

About then one of my kids was coming towards my room, so I quickly shut it off and packaged it back up, giddy for Christmas Eve.

I swear it felt like Christmas Eve took forever to come around, but it finally did. So that morning I unpackaged the Satisfyer Pro 2 and plugged it in and hid it so it'd be nice and fully charged for later that night after Santa had made his visit.

Finally, we got to bed, and my wife says how tired she was and I was thinking, oh no, she's gonna go sleep and I won't be able to surprise her with my new gift. But we always open a gift to each other so after I opened mine, I hurried and turned out the lights and brought out the Satisfyer Pro 2 with some of our favorite lube, which you'll definitely need for how large the silicone cup is.

So anyone reading this that has used either the Satisfyer Pro or Pro 2 will understand how crazy this was because, without warning, I placed it on my wife and turned it on. Of course, Level 1 as I mentioned before isn't worth much, and my wife even asked if it was broken. I then fumbled to find the power level button and with lubed up hands took a second, meanwhile, she's thoroughly unimpressed. So I finally find the button, and in my excitement, accidentally clicked it three times, which shot it to Power Level 4!!!

My wife nearly SHOT out of the bed like a bolt of lightning. I quickly turned it back down to Level 3, which she seemed to actually enjoy because she kept asking, "What is that, What is that?" Then I moved it to apparently the "right" position because I heard her audibly gasp and arched her back as she grabbed my arm. Meanwhile, I'm literally laughing out loud because I've never seen her react this way to any toy we've ever used before.

I kid you not, in practically under a minute she'd had the strongest "O" she'd ever experienced, but being an amazing husband that I am, I proceeded to Level 5, at which point she gasped again, and again in under a minute had her 2nd "O", that is after a LOT of moaning and writhing, she had to grab her pillow to cover her face as she screamed out in ecstasy. She then finally told me she couldn't take it any longer and after I took it away, she laid there trembling and out of breath. I had the biggest grin on my face, sitting there in the dark, knowing I'd just gotten her the best Christmas present of all time! Thankfully we didn't wake up our kids, at least that we know of. LOL

Nearly a year later, we've practically abandoned all other toys and use the Satisfyer Pro 2 exclusively. However, to mix things up we'll switch to other more traditional vibrators, and also so she doesn't get too used to this toy and build up a tolerance to it. Though to be honest, that's never happened and I'm not sure it ever will.

We've gotten as high as Level 7, but there's no way she could go any higher, and for anyone that can, I salute you! However, I have gotten her to have up to 4 "Os" in a row with this toy, which again with any other vibrator was usually a one-and-done event.

The best side effect of using this toy has to be how extremely turned on my wife becomes while using it on her. It's like she gets cranked up to a whole other level of sensuality and arousal, which as the husband is an added benefit for me.

Here's my breakdown of the Power Levels:

Level 1 - Sputtering Motorcycle
Level 2 - Soft Pur
Level 3 - Oh That Feels Nice
Level 4 - Holy SH!*T
Level 5 - I'm Jumping Your Bones!
Level 6 - Is This Heaven?
Level 7 - Body Explosion

Levels 8 & Up - Haven't been able to get that far.

My wife's orgasms were quick and numerous if she allowed me to keep the toy in place, and depending on where it is placed. If directly over the clit, then it's an incredibly quick and strong orgasm, and you can tell when its there because of her gasps and her body tenses up.

If it's slightly lower or above, then she takes longer to reach orgasm, but it's still incredibly quick compared to other traditional vibrators. Of course, the power level that you're using dictates the power of the orgasm (refer to my Power Levels).