SinFive Insigno silicone - traditional vibrator discontinued by SINFIVE - review by The Beautiful Kind

Even though this toy is made in Germany, I call it My French Penis for the fleur-de-lis design on the shaft for aesthetics. I get an inexplicable huge kick out of that. I like its spongy/firm texture. It is a quiet vibe, very high quality, made me go "oui, oui, oui," all the way home.

It comes in nice, understated packaging with very little plastic. It came with 2 AA batteries, how very nice of them! Including batteries is always an added bonus.

I can't believe how many languages are represented in the instruction booklet - English, German, French, Spanish, Swedish, Norwegian, Portugese, Italian, Polish, Dutch, as well as a few I don't even know - Suomi, Dansk, Cesky and ??? What a universally accepted toy! Celebrate diversity! Comes in three different colors - raspberry, light pink and purple. The light pink version reminds me of the 1950's, very classic.

The silicone it's made of contains antimicrobial additives mixed into the material that are completely safe for your body but keep cooties and other bad bacteria from setting up shop. How progressive and thoughtful! This makes it an easy to keep clean toy.

I enjoyed playing with this toy in the shower (it's waterproof! It wasn't too slippery when wet, making it easy to handle in the bath), by myself, and with my partner. He figured out how to operate it much quicker than I did. I think I have a hard time with technological things that have buttons. I'm glad it only has two buttons, unlike television remote controls - those really blow my mind. That's why I don't have a television, I don't have the patience for it. But for some reason, I do have the patience for sex toys. I find them infinitely more satisfying than television.

I'm glad it came with an extensive instruction booklet because I tend to be a dunce when it comes to figuring out how new toys work. The on/off controls are very subtle at base. I overlooked them at first, but it's good they're designed like that because you have less of a chance of accidentally pressing the wrong button during use, which is always a buzz kill.