AA batteries 4pack by Various - review by timinus

AA batteries 4pack

Batteries by Various

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Perhaps you should buy more than just 4...

I really wish AAA batteries and AA batteries would get into a fight, and one of them would win. Why? So no one has to feel the anguish of running out of one type only to have plenty of the other.
They make things light up, fun for the slingshot when they die
Slip hazard
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Everyone hearts batteries. I mean everyone. From the remote control to my girlfriend stealing it to fuel her vibe, we can all enjoy them. My qualm with a 4-pack is the fact that four are never enough. Think about it. Most remotes take two. In fact, just about every hand held device takes two or four batteries. Why buy only four when you will have to buy more in a couple weeks? This is a waste of product packaging.

I propose batteries should be sold in packages no less than 20. Why? They will stick around for a lot longer or power up more devices. Two Wii controllers, a digital camera, the girlfriend’s vibe, and the can opener account for twelve batteries already. Bam. Put those eight extra in the junk drawer for when the DVD remote dies…or you can build a fort. Like a mini fort for Lego guys or something. Whatever floats your boat.

Furthermore, people love to steal batteries from their buddies when they rummage through drawers. You know you have done it. I did it. You say to yourself, "I wish I had batteries so I can stop pissing off the girlfriend by making her get off her ass to change the channel." Then again, she can make me a sandwich, level a cabinet, and water my plants while she is up. Hmmm...decisions decisions.

By the way, screw AAA batteries. Rarely are they useful. Flashlights, remotes, cameras, etc. primarily use AA. If only my laptop ran on AA batteries. Think about it, power for my computer and frequent ammo for my slingshot. I consider this a win-win situation. The squirrels in my back yard will not know what hit them. Then again, would a squirrel understand what a battery is in the first place? I think not.
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My AA batteries 4pack tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bridal gift
    • Foreplay
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Airen Wolf
    Funny...very funny
  • Jul!a
    Hilarious, I don't think I've actually seen a review on batteries on here before, nicely done
  • Jenna.J.Ross
    lol very amusing review and I totally agree I never have enough batteries lol
  • timinus
    I do my best.
  • MyWifeExposed
    I didn't think batteries lent themselves to humorous 'sex toy' reviews, but I was wrong. Nicely done.
  • Sammi
    Thanks for the review
  • Maiden
    "Then again, she can make me a sandwich, level a cabinet, and water my plants while she is up. "

    This is hilarious. You and my guy would get a long just fine! Great review!

    BTW... we buy batteries from Costco, in huge packs! Between, my toys (vibrators), his toys (electronics), and the babies toys ( every damn toy takes a different type), we use a lot. We did invest in some rechargeable ones recently, but only in AA.
  • DixieDoo
    hahaha love the review! : )
  • Trashley
    LOL didn't ever think i'd see a review on batteries... thanks!
  • laiken
  • laceypanties
    Thank you!
  • JadeKitten
    I wish they also sold larger packs n batteries here on EF, as they are cheaper and if you're already going to buy a toy, why not ship it with the toys for a cheaper cost. Again.. if you have two toys (forget the clock, xbox controller, small camera, remote, flashlight etc) right there is four batteries.
  • Michele
    Thank you for sharing.
  • Double Analysis
    Awesome review, had me giggling.
  • Cat E.
  • dsumrow1
  • sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review !
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