Metallic massager - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by lexical

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Pleasure at its Cheapest

Simple, straightforward, and steadfast. If you're a beginner who's grown tired of your very first toy, this may be a good step up to the next level. If you're a vibrator veteran, you may also enjoy this traditional addition to your collection. No matter what your experience level, this toy gets the job done. Deceptively powerful!
VERY affordable. A more powerful step up for beginners. Serious bang for minimal buck.
Fairly noisy, pointed tip, too slim.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This is a plain old traditional vibrator. There are absolutely zero bells and whistles here folks. It's a hard plastic device that's mildly phallic with a twist-bottom multi-speed control. By all definitions, it's pretty darn innocent looking, actually! It's not at all intimidating. But this thing packs a punch. With two C batteries, how could it not?

The dial-base control is always kind of a pain in the neck in my opinion. I always end up accidentally twisting it while I'm playing, making for vibrations that are suddenly overpowering or (worse) non-existent. But it is an old stand-by and is very simple to use. Twist one way, it turns on. Keep twisting and the vibrations get stronger, to a point. Twist it back and it shuts off. Keep twisting and you'll be able to remove the base, which enables you to replace those big ol' C batteries.

I do feel that this thing eats through batteries pretty rapidly. It has since fallen to the bottom of my toy bag; for no reason other than the fact that I very rarely have extra C batteries on hand around the house. I can never seem to bring myself to buy them specifically for this one toy... although maybe I should!

The end is tapered for easy insertion, but I found it to be a little too sharply tapered. Almost pointy. If you push it too deeply, or at a poor angle inside yourself, that pointy end can be a little painful. It's fairly slender to begin with so I don't anticipate insertion being a problem for most.

The vibrations are powerful and the noise is up there as well. This is definitely near the loud end of the scale in comparison to the rest of the toys in my collection. Behind closed doors, there is still a discernible humming noise happening, in my experience.

There is no noticeable taste or odor from the material and one of the most positive things about this toy is the easy clean-up. It doesn't get much easier. It's non-porous plastic, so it just needs a quick soap-up and wipe-down and you're done! Plus, things don't stick to it, like with rubber and that's always wonderful. Even still, if you plan on sharing this insertable toy, be sure to use a condom on it to avoid transferring any germies.

Honestly, this thing is a fantastic step up from a beginner's first toy and it is a lot of bang for your buck. It is by no means fancy or elaborate, without different attachments and multiple functions, but it sure as heck gets the job done. It's not the highest quality toy around. The build of it feels cheap, light, and a little flimsy. However, it's certainly worth the money you put in.
I often use this toy only for external stimulation, since it's a bit too slim for my liking. I enjoy a bit of a thicker toy inside, so the powerful vibrations of this and the firm material it's made from make it ideal for using on my clit.
Follow-up commentary
This toy up and vanished from my toy bag! I think someone took it. I can't figure out where else it could have gone. It's all right, though, because I really never used it..It was just too inconvenient to have to buy C batteries when I otherwise never would have. I don't have anything else that runs on them and I never had them on hand, so this thing fell to the bottom of the bag and has now disappeared, hopefully into the hands of someone who might enjoy it more than I did! ;)
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  • lexical
    I've since lost this toy...I have no idea where the heck this thing went! I think someone might have stolen it, which is...downright disturbing.
  • Jen&Clint
    Now that is disturbing. I am getting scared that my little sis is going to jack something of mine some day. She eyes everything I have been getting lately and really had her eye on my venus butterfly. That is just to freaky to even think aboutWondering
  • Sera
    Well, I remember how much I wanted a vibe when I was thirteen and fourteen. Kids get curious, and remember those hormones! It's non porous so no diseases could go around if it was cleaned properly, and some give their toys away anyway. I guess the only creepy part of this is that it was stolen without permission. But I'm not really surprised.
  • lamira
    Good review, thanks!!
  • dezzydezire
    Thanks for the review.
  • lexical
    No problem!
  • LoveDove
    Great review, thank you!
  • HannahPanda
    Great review, thanks!
  • Apirka
    Nice review, thanks for sharing! While I do like that C batteries provide just a little more "oomph" than A's, I like using my rechargeable batteries for toys... and I've never seen a rechargeable C battery.
  • lzee
    Thanks, great review!
  • (k)InkyIvy
    Great review! Thanks so much for sharing!
  • freud13
    Great review. Sorry to hear that your toy got stolen
  • Rod Ronald
    Thanks for the review
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for a good, helpful review.
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