Pirates Jesse Jane's smoking pistol - g-spot rabbit vibrator by Digital Playground - review by Shayne

Uhm. Uh. YES!

The Jesse Jane's Smoking Pistol is a great toy for those wanting to get into the world of rabbit vibrators and have some cash to spend. It's visually (and otherwise) stunning and... just whoa. Make sure to buy plenty of batteries though, this goes through them and fast!
Strong, rotating beads, and the vibration and rotation combos
Large for beginners, runs down batteries fast, and may not fit some peoples anatomy correctly
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is a rabbit vibrator, so it's great for women who want to feel 'filled' as they orgasm. It really, really does that job. For me, at least. The gun-shaped clit stimulator is great for those who want either sharper/ more shocking vibrations (with the tip), or smooth and steady ones with the handle, which is closer to the body of the rest of the vibrator.

Material / Texture

I'm not a big texture-person myself and don't notice the small nuances in a toy. But the texture on this one is really cool! It's made of TPE, so it's pliable. Even though the texture didn't make a difference, it makes the toy itself look cool; there are skulls and swirlys and other pirate-esque details covering it. The plastic base has some sort of rubberized coating on it, so it's soft to the touch.

Design / Shape / Size

Whether someone enjoys design and shape of this toy is dependent on their individual anatomy. Personally, I have to maneuver the toy a bit to get the clit stimulator in the right place, but once it's there, there's no question that it's on and working well. The size, girth wise, is not for beginners; I have a hard time getting it in sometimes and am used to larger toys. That also could be because of the material, but I'm not sure.

One thing I do have to say though, is that if you aren't under covers, this thing is LOUD. Okay, maybe it's not that loud, but it reminds me of having a bee or fly by my ear. Under covers, it gets muffled a lot. I have a fan running constantly anyway, so I don't mind it. Just warning you, if you're looking for a silent toy, this is not it.

Functions / Performance / Controls

I really love the rotating beads/pearls in this thing, because when I orgasm, it makes everything so much stronger and I feel it more than I do manually or with any other toys. The controls are simple. There is a circle of buttons and in the middle is a smaller circle which is the on. When in use, the clit vibration control is on the right, and rotation control is on the left. Sometimes I have to stop everything to see what setting the rotation is on, especially when the batteries are dying. Oh and by the way, this thing eats through 4 AAA batteries like a beast.

Care and Maintenance

I just clean this with toy cleaner and warm water carefully, as it is not waterproof. I use water based lube with it too, just because that's what I have on hand. It's probably best (easier and more sanitary) to use a condom on this, but I haven't. Like I said, it eats through batteries; if you use it semi-regularly, stock up!


I threw away the packaging long ago - it took a month to finally get to know this toy well enough to review it - so I can't really comment on it. But I do remember that the packaging was huge (that's what she said) and you could see the whole toy through the plastic on the front, and not just one side.

Personal comments

I apologize for the that's what she said joke. I couldn't help it.


I used this about 3 times the first day I had it. I've never had an orgasm like that before, since I've never had a toy like this before (or a partner who was really good in bed, but that's for another day). Ahem. Anyway, it does the job and does it well, and its pretty and I like it.

But sometimes I have to warm up manually or with another toy when the batteries are dying. Otherwise, it's great.
Follow-up commentary
I still really, really love this! The only con is that it goes through batteries so fast- but this really doesn't interfere with the amazingness of this toy.
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