Pirates Jesse Jane's smoking pistol - sex toy by Digital Playground - review by 0

The Gentle Giant

I really enjoyed this toy. Jesse Jane's Smoking Pistol is easy to operate and easier to clean than it looks. It is quite large, but for a woman who loves pink, it's a great addition. The pirate theme is well executed and adds a lot of fun to a typical toy. I look forward to purchasing from this company again!
Huge, detailed, shiny, powerful
Huge, eats batteries
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This toy is perfect for someone who likes a lot of girth. It is heavily and beautifully textured with images of skulls, hearts, and seashells. Although it may not be the best toy for thrusting due to the texture, the four rows of rotating beads and g-spot angled head totally make up for that. I also found the toy good for nipple stimulation! I would not recommend this toy for a beginner, both because of its girth and its power.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The body is made of TPE, a porous material that in this case is very soft and flexible. The base is made of plastic and features plastic rhinestones! Because of the TPE, this product should not be shared or used both vaginally and anally without the use of a condom. (A condom will cover the majority of the shaft, although it cannot stretch over the clitoral attachment.) This toy cannot be boiled and is not waterproof (although, in my experience it held up to scrubbing pretty well). Both silicone and oil lubes can be used with this toy, and you are likely to need lots of lube.

The entire vibrator is very smooth and soft. The shaft may feel slightly sticky, but the feeling goes away with the first wash. The solid head and pistol are both easily squished, which makes insertion of this large toy easier. The section around the beads is not textured, and is composed of only a thin layer of TPE, which makes each rotation easy to feel.

There is no noticeable taste, and only a very light scent. The base is velvet coated, making the control circle a little hard to locate (the textures are the same and the buttons are only slightly inset).
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

I originally bought this piece solely because I was in love with the design, and I was not let down. The entire shaft is adorned with skulls, hearts, tentacles, shells, and pearls. The rotating pearls within are white and shine through the shiny pink body. The base has two rhinestone circles, and red scroll-work print. The clitoral vibrator is shaped like a pistol. It is only one piece, although it appears the desperate could cut it in half down the center of the gun barrel.

This toy has an impressive girth of 1 5/8". The circumference is 5 1/2". The insertable length is 9 3/4". Luckily, it has a good amount of give to it. The clitoral attachment is also rather large, and I did sometimes need to hold the gun barrel down in order for it to hit my clit. I did find that the flick-like motion of the gun was great for nipple stimulation. The toy also features a g-spot curved tip which moves and rotates with the beads' motion (my favorite feature in this toy!).

This toy is anything but discreet. Although it did come with a small, black satin pouch for storage (thank you Digital Playground!), it is almost too large for the bag. The bright pink color and phallic shape would be a dead give away to any wandering eyes.
    • Futuristic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Well, first of all, this toy brought me to paradise in a multitude of ways. The vibrating pistol has seven settings, while the shaft rotation features five. The circular control buttons also light-up which, while not being very discreet, are useful for someone who wants to use the vibe under cover of darkness.

The clitoral vibration settings are as follows:
1) slow steady vibration
2) medium steady vibration
3) fast steady vibration
4) a steadily rising then interrupted vibration
5) a fast interrupted series of vibrations
6) an interrupted vibration of slow-medium-fast
7) and finally, a constant fast interrupted vibration

Also, if your anatomy works for the particular shape of this vibe, then the clitoral stimulation also gets a flicking motion.

The rotation setting are as follows:
1) slow and steady without head rotation
2) medium and steady with small head rotation
3) fast and steady with small head rotation
4) fast with medium head rotation
5) and finally, fast with greatest head rotation

Because there are three control buttons (on/off, vibration, rotation), this is an easier toy to shut off in an emergency, and also allows maximum customization of your experience.

Batteries run out quickly in this toy, and when they start to fail the toy is not consistent in its performance. The rotation is also slightly loud and makes a scraping noise if clenched on.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Easy to use
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

This toy can be washed with water and soap, or toy cleaner. I used Toy Cleaner to wash mine and did not have problems cleaning in between the intricate designs. Although I suggest removing the batteries before washing, I did not have a problem with water entering the toy.

This toy can be used with silicone or water based lubes.

I keep it in the handily included satin bag.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This toy had one of my favorite packages! Although the packaging was proportionately bulky to the toy, it was almost as entertaining. On the front of the package is a large "Jesse Jane" image. The back features lots of information about the other products and pictures.

There are no instructions included in the package, although it does warn that the toy is not waterproof and tells what sort of batteries you need: 4 AAA. I almost threw away the included storage bag because I did not see it at first (it was under the toy in a separate plastic compartment).
    • Not discreet


This toy is a new take on an old concept: the rabbit vibrator. Obviously it is best for someone who wants both clitoral and vaginal stimulation in the same toy. I got it because it was a great price, even though I preferred the Katsuni's revenge's look. I was definitely not let down.
Follow-up commentary
This is definitely still one of my favorite toys. It has held up beautifully and is still using the first set of batteries (although it is starting to die, which makes it act up a little). In two months of weekly use, it has not torn, the beads have not broken, none of the gemstones have fallen off, and none of the painted-on design has flaked from the handle. I keep it stored in the pouch it came with, and so far it hasn't even picked up much lint. I think this is a toy I will enjoy for a pretty long time.
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