Sue Johanson big honcho - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by Billiam


I do believe this is a great product and definitely worth getting if you are a beginner, or into masturbatory toys.
easy to clean, discreet, good for all
smells odd, sticky
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy was one of the first sex toys I ever owned. My girlfriend at the time bought it for me while I was away at college. It is a great masturbatory toy and has stood the test of time pretty well. It can be used hands-free, but that can be difficult and honestly not really worth the hassle. Different lubrications can be used with it too. My favorite is the general oil-based type, but regular soap and water works well too (shower-play). This is a great toy to use by oneself but it can also be used during foreplay by either partner.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Alone
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The ribbs on the inside make for great sensations and since there is space between you and your...member it makes for a great sensory difference. It can have a slight oily feel to it at times, but mostly just feels soft and "squishy". It does smell like plastic, and keeps that smell no matter how often you wash it.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

This toy is easy to use for all and discreet enough. It is a tad hard to hide because it sticks to things. The shape is great and it stretches so should fit all comfortably. The only thing to really consider is the length, if you are on the longer side of things then it may be harder to use, due to the lack of material...
    • Beginner

Care and Maintenance

super easy to clean, all you need is soap and water. but if you leave it around without cleaning it (gross- do not do!) then you will need a brush of some type, or to turn it inside out, which is not good for it and can rip it so it wont last as long.
    • Easy to clean
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  • Dusk
    It would be great if you could talk more about the material, what cleaning method worked best for you (you said turning inside out may cause it to rip) and also discuss the hazards of sharing this toy since it is TPR and cannot be completely sterilized. I think it would also be helpful to talk about the size, would it be too small or too big for average-sized men, did the material pick up lint, how did you store it, etc.

    I think you should really consider joining the mentor program - it's a great way to work on strengthening your review skills! I went through it when I joined and had a great experience.
  • Dusk
    I also didn't quite understand how the title related to the product @_@
  • stlouisxxx
    The title may be what he named the toy
  • Paco
  • locomotion
    thanks for reviewing
  • thesquaredeific
    Thanks for the review.
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  • PassionCpl
    Thanks for this
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  • Steve99
    Very nice review
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