Sue Johanson big honcho - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by bg286

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Second place to the real thing!

Really feels close to the real thing. The only downfall is the sticky feeling it sometimes gets and the hard-to-clean factor.
Feels good, Easy to use
Hard to clean, Sticky
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


It can be used by yourself or with a partner. Manipulated by hand, it stimulates the head and shaft. It will work for singles or couples for masturbation or couples play. It can be used for any occasion, even a quickie when your woman doesn't have time or isn't around.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Singles
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

It has a bit of a plastic smell and leaves a plastic taste after use. It has a jelly-like feel, but when in use feels close to the "real thing". The material definitely adds to the stimulation, and has pleasure nubs on the inside that help add to the stimulation. The texture can be for either beginners or advanced. Sometimes it gets a sticky feel to it.
    • Light odor
    • Sticky
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design is great for what it is used for. It has a nice tight opening and easy movement once on. The shape is easy to use and hold on to. It worked nicely as a self masturbator and for couples play. The size should work for just about any size since it's very accomodating. It's easy to use, and decently easy to hide. It's clear in color and can be stored in a drawer since it isn't extremely large.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

Although I haven't tried it in water, I don't think it would be too suitable. The exterior tends to get a bit sticky and I think water would make this more apparent. With the added lube the toy does have a bit of noise to it, but that's to be expected. It isn't a disturbing or loud noise, just the general sucking sound. The pleasure nubs are decent and add to the stimulation. It isn't very easy to clean out afterward though, as it's not open-ended.
    • Easy to use
    • Feels realistic
    • Very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

It is compatible with lubes, but is hard to clean out. Other than that it is easy to care for and store. I keep it in its plastic bag in a night stand drawer.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean


It was packaged in a box on arrival, inside a plastic bag. It did not come with any user instructions. The package could not be used as a gift or storage box. The outside of the box clearly showed what the toy was, so the packaging isn't discreet.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
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