Sue Johanson big honcho - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by twistedheartsx

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If you, or your man, are looking for a large masturbator that is easy to use, able to be used in or out of water and that you can tighten to your liking, the Honcho is a great choice. The texture inside also adds great pleasure ;)
Can tighten to liking, nice texture, easy to use.
Sticky outside, hard to clean.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I got this masturbator as a surprise for Boyfriend. I eagerly watched him open the box. As soon as he pulled the toy out my first impression was "Holy, ridiculous!". I knew this this was supposed to be big, I mean it's called the "Big Honcho" for a reason, but I certainly didn't expect a toy almost twice the thickness of one of my arms! I had a feeling I wasnt going to like using it on Boyfriend, but as long as he enjoys it then we're a-ok.

My second impression as I took the toy out of the plastic was disgust for a moment. It is so sticky. The Honcho is made out of TPR, but from the feel of it, it feels like a super soft, albeit sticky, jelly. Being made of TPR, this toy has a pretty decent material saftey. However, the design of the toy makes it completely unsanitary. The toy isn't able to be boiled, there is no exit hole, and the entry hole is able to be stretched to about 2 1/2 inches. With a 7 inch long, 3 1/2 inch wide toy, it's impossible to turn it inside out to clean all 5 1/2 (insertable) inches inside of it. Sticking some warm water and soap in there and hoping your fingers get everything out is one thing.. and letting it dry is another. In short, use a condom for hygenic reasons, whether using it solo or with a partner.

The inside of the toy is narrow for the first couple inches, then gets wider. The top/lips are humongeous compared to the hole, but they fit with the size of the Honcho. The material doesn't feel like skin on the outside because it's so sticky, but the inside is textured, not sticky (with lube- water based only!), and semi-realistic feeling. The Honcho is made to have a good grip, so you can adjust the grip of your hand to make it tighter. Use it in the shower, your bed, underwater, in a dorm, etc. It does make a little slopping sound since there is no hole for air to come out of.

Nor the packaging or the toy is discreet. It comes in a box that the name is on, along with saying that it's a masturbator. To carry this while traveling would be okay, if you are okay with putting it in a plastic bag (since it will pick up anything nearby) and it taking up space. If someone was to see it it's not discreet at all. It is clear, but they'll probably be wondering what a big hunk of material it is.

* I'm without my laptop at the moment, so I used my LG Optimus phone to type this. I hope you like the review! lol /fingers fall off/
I didn't like using this on my boyfriend. It's sticky and floppy for my little hands. That doesn't matter though since it's for my boyfriend and he loves it. It's easy for him to use in the shower or in bed and he loves the feel of the inside. It's became one of his favorite toys. So despite my being picky, he loves it!
Follow-up commentary
My boyfriend loved this toy... a lot. Between use and cleaning it (turning it inside out) the material started to rip from normal wear and tear. However it was a great toy that lasted quite awhile.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Sue Johanson big honcho tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Foreplay
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Can tighten
    • Texture
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • ToyTimeTim
    Nice review.
    You could use a bit of cornstarch on the outside to help with the stickiness. Also do not use oil based lubes with TPR, it will degrade the material.
  • twistedheartsx
    Good to know!

    Oh crap! Okay, will change it. I normally double check for that and I didn't this time. Thanks!
  • Drifter86
    Great reivew!
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  • locomotion
    thanks for reviewing
  • thesquaredeific
    Thanks for the review.
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  • KinkyNicki92
    This was very helpful thank you!
  • spiced
    Thanks for a fun review! For the same money, you can get a Fleshlight Flight, which is a superior product, IMO.
  • Steve99
    Good review
  • Beautiful-Disaster
    Thank you for your review.
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