Man Eaters - masturbator by Big Teaze Toys - review by froggiemoma

Man Eaters

Masturbator by Big Teaze Toys

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Little Green FREAK!

Very cute toy and while it does provide some pleasing stimulation not enough to it to get the "job" done. I would consider it more a novelty item and just a neat toy to have around.
CUTE! 3 speeds, strong vibrations
loud, battery cap can be a pain
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This funky little aliens purpose and best use is to slide the mouth of the "Man Eater" over the length of the penis and let the vibrations provide stimulation. This toy would work for anyone beginner or advance alike. You could use this toy alone or with a partner and he will definitely make things more interesting and not only does he not discriminate against penis size but he doesn't mind lending a helping hand when it comes to stimulating clits either! This little freak doesn't care what your equipped with just a little lube and he's ready to get busy.
    • Couples

Material / Texture

This little monster is made out of a hard PVC that does give a little when you push in on it . The PVC has a smooth feel to it and doesn't really smell unless you have him right in your face and if so he smells like, well.... plastic. Material wise this cute little fellow should work for anybody.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The Man Eater has a wide open mouth that dips inward waiting for you to slide down the sides of your cock. He doesn't discriminate size wise so he wont care what size you are. He's a little fella so he isn't going to take up much room storage wise so finding him a hiding spot shouldn't be to hard. You can always leave him and nobody would think anything of him other than he looks like a cute little toy. The battery compartment in on the bottom of the toy and it kinda reminds me of those round twist lids that are on the bottom of some piggy banks. He is a whole 6 1/2" in length, 8 1/4" in circumference, and 2 1/2" in width.

Functions / Performance / Controls

Start this little monster up by giving his tummy a squeeze to experience 3 levels of "out of this planet" vibrations. The highest vibration is pretty strong and this thing gets pretty noisy at his best and his food choice is 2 AA batteries that will keep him going for quite a while. He isn't afraid of getting a little wet so clean him or make shower time a little less lonely by letting him tag along with no fear of hurting him. The round battery cap on the bottom of the toy is a bit of a pain to get on and off if it doesn't go on just right. You have to push it inwards and screw it on just right which took me a bit and it didn't go on right the first time so it got a little jammed and i didn't think it was going to come back off!

Care and Maintenance

Water based lube works fine and clean up is simple. He doesn't mind the water and it wont cause him any harm so just later him up with soap or toy cleaner and scrub this cock hungry critter clean. He wont take up much space storage wise and if you wanted to sit him out in the open he looks like a cute little toy . Although the thought of someone picking this "toy" up ans checking it out would kinda weird me out considering what his "real" occupation is.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Comes in a neat clear package with an alien themed design on it and behind the toy. The back has some basic features of the toy nothing to detailed and no instructions were included which would have been very helpful when it came to getting the batteries in this bugger!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Coralbell
    It's actually PVC, not plastic.
  • Ms. Spice
    thanks for the review
  • married with children
    thanks for sharing. I will pass on him.
  • Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the review!
  • Ansley
    $30? No way. Thanks for the review!
  • froggiemoma
    thanks! and yes i feel like your paying more for the "cute" factor than anything else.
  • fleshlightluvr1
    heh, pretty funky looking
  • Pinkhare
    it's cute but I think I'll pass . Thanks the review
  • Blooddragon
    Thank you for the review
  • Melissa Smith
    Nice review!
  • joeycute
    Nice review!
  • Ash1141
    Good review
  • zwee75
    I keep coming back to this freaky looking thing. May get it for my husband.
  • Andrey2052
    thanks for the review
  • theavocadopit
    Thanks for the review
  • locomotion
    thanks for the review
  • SoloJoe
  • Kinsey
    Great review, thanks!
  • Abombadong
    Thanks for the review
  • nsavetheworld
    good review
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