Red headed slut - pocket pussie by Fantasy toys - review by Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)

Most masturbation sleeves look like rather creepy disembodied vaginas. The Redheaded Slut, on the other hand, resembles a work of art. It's one of the most attractive sex-toys out there.

Made from cherry red, jelly-like, medical-grade silicon, the Redheaded Slut is a five-inch statuette shaped like a very busty women. She has a pouting mouth, over-sized buttocks, enormous breasts and skinny arms and legs bundled up to look like she's offering herself to any and all. At the base of the masturbator, the slut provides a flowery vagina and a tight little ass to penetrate.

Inside the silicon sleeve, you can see a series of solid 'balls' running up and down the Slut's spine, to provide sensation during penetration. The cherry-red, transparent silicon looks as delicious as a lolly-pop and has a very aesthetically pleasing 'jiggle' to it.

Being made entirely of silicon, the advantage of the Redheaded Slut is that you can boil her - totally cleaning and sterilizing her. However, it's important to only use water-based lube, as silicon or oil based substances will deteriorate her material.

The silicon molding process isn't perfect. Although the Slut looked great, there were some 'spots' and tears in her surface and out of the two 'holes' on offer, the ass was actually totally sealed up! I think this would differ from toy to toy as they are factory made. The hole can likely be opened y the user.

I was quite tempted to leave the Redheaded Slut on the shelf, as it appealed to me as a decoration and kind of resembled all those 4,000 year old fertility statues (in 4,000 years, I wonder what historians will made of the Redheaded Slut and her representation of the female form?)

However, her big, round booty and firm, yet squishy breasts also demanded that I 'try her out,' so when I was horny and alone, I grabbed the bottle of Personal Lubricant by Topco and slathered her up!

I used lubed-up fingers to moisten the inside of the sleeve itself and made sure my cock was glistening with lube first.

Then came the first problem. I have quite a large dick and the tiny, molded vagina on the Redheaded Slut was a bit indelicately positioned. Every time I tried to penetrate it, her slippery bottom would scoot out of the way.

Eventually, wrangling the Slut and my dick with both hands, I managed to slip inside her her. Immediately, the delicate little Slut bloated out of all proportion and I could see my dick thrust inside her through the distended silicon.

Sensation? To be honest, not that great. The hard balls that were lining the sleeve were actually a little too hard, making each thrust rather uncomfortable. Also, I 'popped' out of the end of the sleeve on each thrust.

However, the Redheaded Slut's out-of-proportion breasts and ass made an ideal handhold and once I was inside her, she was a good shape to keep hold of (despite all the lube I was using.)

Compared to other sleeves I've used, the Redheaded Slut actually came across fairly well. She's no Fleshlight, or equal to a subtle sleeve like the Cyber Sex Buddy. However, she felt great compared to the Colt line of masturbators or the MUCH more expensive Double Pleasure Comfort Grip Stroker.

When I eventually came, I was left feeling a little 'raw' down there, but the Redheaded Slut had got the job done and after a rinse under the hot tap, she was left looking as cute and appealing as before I'd defiled her!

Having got a Fleshlight in my 'collection,' I have to admit that I haven't really gone back to my Red Headed Slut as much as I might have done (if, for example, she was a real redheaded slut.)

That was, until recently.

You see, I've decided that she's perfect for one place - the shower.

That silicone is perfect for the shower, as you don't need to powder her down like the Fleshlight or Cyber Skin Sex buddy (if you don't powder down the Fleshlight, it becomes sticky and tacky like glue.)

This means it's wonderful for grabbing off the shelf (where is makes a very attractive piece of artwork - I think I've mentioned how pretty and delicious the candy-red 'slut' looks) and using in the shower, as you can just rinse her off and leave her to drip-dry afterward.

Lube is a problem - water-based lube tends to disappear under the hot streams of water, while you can't use baby oil as it will degrade the plastic. I've either used normal lube, but kept the shower off (leading to my wife rapping on the door and saying 'What's that 'Schlick-schlick-slick-schlick' noise?) or used mild shampoo or shower gel, although that tends to try your sensitive skin out unless you moisturize afterward.

As a connoisseur of porn, I prefer some visual stimulation when I get off, so the shower isn't my ideal spot (perhaps somebody out there has a fetish for shampoo bottles, je ne sais pas) but for those people who lack privacy, the waterproof 'slut' might be worth a thought to pack in their washbag.

If anybody has a suggestion for waterproof, silicone-friendly lube in the meantime, I'm all ears!