Dolphin cock ring - cock and balls device discontinued by Shaki Toys - review by Fuck it.

I like to use cock rings to stimulate my clit more during sex. They also come in handy if your partner ejaculates a little early or has trouble keeping an erection. Sometimes, it backfires. In this case, the cock ring was so tight that my partner couldn't stay hard. I would only recommend this for 'small' to average-sized men that like a good, tight squeeze from their cock rings. I also recommend that you pay close attention to what you're subjecting your penis to and remove the toy if you're causing discomfort.

I can see this working better on a dildo or harness, but it probably wouldn't be worth your money if you plan on using it often. I've been fiddling with it as I write this review, and the clear ring is starting to remind me of the display fleshlights at sex shops: gummy, gunky, and falling apart.

I emailed the company a solid six and a half weeks before writing this review to ask what the cock ring is made out of. The packaging doesn't mention that or how safe it is at all. This product isn't even listed on the manufacturer's website. Eden says it is made out of TPR, and I'd love to confirm that. I just have no way of doing so. I wouldn't know the different between TPR and jelly if they hit me in the face. (Which, of course, is easily arranged here.)

The dolphin is sticky right out of the package, and a couple of washes doesn't help. Fuzz, lint and hair use this as a playground. This includes hair that is attached to a person's body. Use lube to try to minimize pulling. I would use water-based to be safe.

There's a super strange, sweet smell with this one. The closest I can come to describing it is to compare it to a plastic cup that has had fruit punch in it, and hasn't quite been washed clean. It's only noticeable if you press your nose against it. The dolphin's nose has no taste, but the texture and consistency does remind me of a pacifier. Now I'm left to wonder why I remember what that feels like.

I can stretch the larger ring enough to get my entire face into it. (Scientific, I know.) The smaller ring that's meant for a penis has a much less impressive diameter of 1 3/4 inches. That's with a good, hard stretch. This sucker is tight. It's a little uncomfortable on my thumb, and I have child-sized fingers. I have no idea how we got a penis into this.

I'm disappointed that the dolphin cock ring isn't penis friendly, because it's the only cock ring I've seen that reaches my clit. The dolphin juts out about two inches, which should be enough to suit the anatomy of any woman.

The vibrating bullet is covered in silver paint that comes off if scratched, exposing the gray plastic. Aside from the cheap paint, it seems pretty solid. Possibly too solid. The vibrations are too strong for me to use without the cock ring attached.

Patterns:
-"Low" vibration: A hand-numbing buzz that is louder than my cell phone. The lowest setting is probably as loud as my window A/C unit. Not sexy.
-Medium vibration: I can't tell a difference from the first setting.
-High vibration: The noise gets higher pitched, but it feels the same to me.
-Escalating: It sort of sounds like a power drill drilling nails into wood when this setting is left running.
-"Slow" pulse: I swear this is considered a high pulse on everything else I own.
-Fast pulse: Unless I tightly grip the vibrator, I can't tell that it's not a constant vibration.
-Normal vibration again: Normally this setting plays all the patterns, and since the packaging doesn't list the functions, I don't know if mine is broken. For me, it's a solid vibration setting that feels like all the rest.

You have to cycle through the patterns to turn the vibrator off, or unscrew the battery compartment. An o-ring is included, so you should be safe to play in the water.

I judge books by covers. I judge toys by packaging even more intensely.

The paper insert looks like it was made in twenty minutes on a stolen computer from the 80s. It's just bad design. It has dolphin silhouettes over a ribbon background with a naked woman thrown in. The various phrases all have different effects and the main text on the back is such a bright blue that I have trouble reading it.

Really professional.

If I wrote my review the way the packaging was written, it wouldn't be published. The only relevant and mildly helpful information it contains is how to wash it and that the larger ring is for 'fixing scrotum.' I don't want to live in a world where the repair for a 'broken' scrotum is this toy.

My partner is so brave. We squeezed this on one night when we were feeling open-minded. Our main trouble with cock rings is that they slip to the side and tickle my butt, so I get giggly rather than get off. The same problem didn't seem likely to occur with this one. We got maybe five minutes of use before he said it was uncomfortable. Flipper was just too tight for him. The vibrations were too much for me, as well.