Universal toy cleaner - toy cleanser by Cal Exotics - review by gwenevieve

AntiBacterial Toy Cleaner

I would suggest this for anyone who doesn't mind a bit of chemicals in their cleaning products and who is looking for a great cleaner that will last awhile and get rid of germs rather than just clean the surface of your toy. I love this cleaner and will keep using it until the end of time.
anti bacterial
will last forever
light smell
heavy on chemicals
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
California Exotics come up with some great toys, and what better way to clean them with their own toy cleaner? Okay, to be honest, I don't really use many CE toys. My staples are fetish gear and my hitachi. But that doesn't mean I don't try them out! And it doesn't mean I don't need toy cleaner, either. This stuff is awesome. I've been meaning to get some for so long but damn, it's so boring! Why get toy cleaner when I can get cock rings and lingerie?! But I decided that I was done washing with soap and water, I want my stuff to get CLEAN clean. I am sorta a health freak, after all.

So that's why this stuff is great. It's not just toy cleaner, it's anti bacterial toy cleaner. That means that it kills all those nasty germs that get on your toy when it's sitting in the drawer. Other reviews complain that this cleaner smells too much like chemicals, and it does, but it takes chemicals to get rid of germs the right way. You're probably not going to find a GOOD anti bacterial cleaner for anything that doesn't have some sort of gross smell to it, unless it's scented with flowers or something, which is actually bad, especially for toys. You don't want scents to go all up in you! I personally use this, and then before I actually use the toy, I give it a small rinse. I mostly use it to wash off blood and spit from my toys, because god knows they get messy. And it works great, much better than soap and water, let me tell you. Usually I spend a pretty good amount of time trying to scrub the blood (TMI? oh well) out of the little texture cracks in my hitachi head, but I just spritzed this onto the head a few times and wiped it with a washcloth and it just disappeared, like that. I promise. It was awesome, I was mindblown. And very pleased at myself for getting this instead of another cock ring we probably won't use.

This stuff is a little bit tacky, which is why you may find yourself wanting to rinse after you wash. I personally don't even have a problem with that, but some of you might. It comes in a 4.3 fl oz spray bottle, which should be more than enough to clean your entire collection quite a few times, especially since it only takes a few squirts to get what you're clean, clean. I store this in my EF bag with the rest of my toys, just kinda tossed in there, and it hasn't even come close to leaking yet. The lid stays put and really snaps into place. The container isn't very discreet, it says "TOY CLEANER" right on the front. However, it's very small and can easily be hidden/kept wherever you keep the rest of your toys. And of course, if you don't have anyone living with you to hide it from, it can just go with the rest of your cleaners.

The ingredients in this are: deionized Water, sodium C 14-16 olefin sulfonate, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, sodium trideceth sulfate, cocamidopropyl betaine, propylene glycol, triclosan, citric acid, mehtychloroisothiazolinone, methylisothiazolinone, and tetrasodium EDTA. As you can see, this is pretty chemical heavy, so if you're sensitive, you may want to skip this and find something a little more natural to clean your toys with. However, if chemicals in cleaning products don't bother you like me (I personally hate chemicals but am totally okay with them when I clean), then you should definitely pick this up. It's cheap, it works great, and it's gonna last you quite awhile.

I don't think I'd use this on toys that are super duper absorbent and porous, but then again, I don't use toys like that, anyway. For something like that, I would suggest light soap and water, or just water, even, because the soap will still get into the toy.
I love this stuff. It's gonna be my go-to cleaner forever, hands down.
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  • Pumpk1nPatch
    Thanks for your review. This is my favorite toy cleaner!
  • gwenevieve
    @mrshellzapoppin hahaha that username was something to type! but yea i love this and im super glad i got it
  • LoneOokami
    Thanks for the info.
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