Dona Stop Massaging Me

You could actually go ahead and buy a bottle of baby oil and just put it in this bottle — it would be the same. This is really just a fancy bottle with baby oil in it.

Published: May 7, 2012

Pros

Fancy bottle, smooth and oily, made by JO.

Cons

Strong smell of which I'm not a fan, just like baby oil in a fancy bottle.

Rating by reviewer:

extremely useful review

Use

This massage oil is great for a romantic night or a series of romantic nights, no matter what your sexual orientation or your sensual occasion. It comes in different scents, so you can choose from Acai, Camu Camu, Goji Berry, Pomegranate (which is the one I am reviewing for you today), Mangosteen, and Blue Lotus. There are no allergy concerns or precautions that I have, other than that you should not use this as a personal lubricant in and around the genitals. It's for external use only. It's excellent for foreplay, wedding gifts, romantic getaways, and for mood enhancing before and after sex, or just for use after a long day.

Who / How / What
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Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
- Bridal gift
- Foreplay
- Massage
Where
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Where / what types of places can this product be used?
- In your candle-lit bedroom
Body / part areas
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What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
- Externally everywhere

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This massage oil is very oily, with the exact same consistency of baby oil, and it feels and smells very similar to me as well. It feels good underneath my hands when I oil up and spread it over my boyfriend's back, but I need about a palmful to cover him and to get comfortable massaging. It really doesn't feel sticky at all, and dissolves into the skin easily and quickly while leaving a slimy overcoat on the skin that does feel good to the touch. It doesn't feel bad at all — it feels very good — and the friction of hands rubbing it in heats it up. It stays in place on the skin perfectly well.

- Oily
- Smooth
- Velvety

Taste / Aroma

It isn't labelled as edible, but I did taste it as I realized many proactive buyers might be curious as to what it might taste like. As for taste, it's exactly like your average baby oil. It's also similar to baby oil in texture, almost exactly the same. It doesn't smell like the pomegranate fruit, it has more of a cinnamon or average baby oil smell. You could actually just go ahead and buy a bottle of baby oil and just put it in this bottle — it would be the same. This is really just like a fancy bottle with baby oil in it.

- Bad taste
- Strong smell

Performance

The product lasted about forty-five minutes from the time I first put it on my boyfriend's back and started rubbing it in. Even after sinking into his skin, a thin oily top coat remained on top so that I was able to continue massaging him with little effort and no reapplication. It doesn't have to be washed off, as it will continue to sink into the skin, but if preferred it's easy to wash off. I like its bottle the best, it's very sexy looking and attractive. However, I really would compare this to an expensive baby oil product.

- Absorbs into skin nicely
- Feels natural
- Long lasting

Packaging

This product came packaged in a simple, thin plastic bag. Obviously, other than that the bottle is its only packaging. It is easy to travel with.

- Can be opened with one hand
- Recyclable
- Would make a nice gift

Special Features

The ingredients are as follows, in case you haven't looked at the product page yet:

Glycerin, Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Ginkgo Biloba Seed Extract, Centella Asiatica Leaf Extract, Paullina Cupana Seed Extract, Ptychopetalum Olacoides Root Extract, Turnera Diffusa Leaf Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Pausinystalia Yohimbe Bark Extract, PPG-26 Buteth-26, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Garcinia Mangostana (Mangosteen) Fruit, Fragrance

- Warming

Follow-up commentary I still don't like it 10 months after original review

We still have this massage oil, half-used and sitting on the night stand next to the bed. Right now as our only massage oil, I still don't really automatically go for it because I just hate the smell. It's terrible. It just smells like rotten baby oil or something. I don't know. Some people might like the way this smells, but I don't. Plus it's just as oily as ever even a long time after the massage is over, and during the massage it's not smooth enough to last a long time. You have to reapply and reapply and then he's coated in this gross stuff. I hate it. I can't wait to get some new stuff so I don't have to think about just using the JO lube we have instead.

This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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Sugarfina

5.2 / 10

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Akikaze

Thanks for the review! Sometimes the bottles look too good to pass up, but man, when it just refurbished baby oil...sad!

05/11/2012
Master DarkWolf

Good review...

05/14/2012
DreamWolf

Great review!

05/14/2012
Sugarfina

Thank you all for rating and commenting-Yeah, tis true Akikaze.

05/16/2012
beccawalton

thanks for the review

05/18/2012
ViVix

Sad to hear about the strong smell. I have to have almost scentless items or get a headache. Good review!

05/22/2012
giftdgecko

Good review! Since it has castor oil I can't imagine it tastes very good

06/04/2012
Rey

thx for the great review

08/12/2012
MissCandyland

Great review! Thank you!

08/18/2012
Feisty

Thanks for the review!

09/14/2012
Upyourreviews

Thanks for the review!

02/14/2013