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Happy Hooters reviews

24 reviews
  • 5 stars: 13
  • 4 stars: 7
  • 3 stars: 2
  • 2 stars: 0
  • 1 stars: 2
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24 reviews

This non greasy product will help moisturize as well as protect your breasts. Would buy this again in a heartbeat.

If you are not at all sensitive to body products, and only need to control your hooters for 1 or 2 hours have at it, but baby powder works better than this stuff at a fraction of the cost and none of the nasty side effects.

Anyone who is an athlete or simply finds that sweaty bras and the smell of sweaty boobs at the end of the day is gross, should definitely give this stuff a try. It works great on other areas of the body as well, and it will leave your skin feeling silky soft and wonderfully dry. As a horse woman who lives in SC and spends most of her summers outside in the heat, this product has definitely helped me!

I just love this product and am so glad I bought it. I will recommend (and have recommended) it to many people. And when this bottle runs out, I am definitely ordering more; it has become a stable for my body care.

Happy Hooters female comfort lotion is a life saver in summer heat. Its light formula prevents sweat under the breasts or any other area of the body that gets hot. It has a light scent and helps to prevent chafing. I can defiantly say that my hooters have been much happier since I started using it.

I have a million good things to say about this item. This product will be used again and again. After that, it will be purchased again and again.

Happy Hooters can keep your hooters happy. Just test it on some other skin to make sure. The scent is quite fresh and it performs like most other lotions. So long as you're okay with the style of the labeling, then you should be okay.

Say goodbye to your sweaty boob rashes and discomfort with Happy Hooters. Rub into your breasts and help whisk away uncomfortable, smelly sweat. This little bottle of lotion will leave you feeling soft and smelling fresh. For this price, it really is a steal.

Happy Hooters is a good product with a great name, but I could kind of take it or leave it. On the days that I don't really need it, it works amazingly well, but it doesn't work half as well on the days that I do need it. Still, I'll continue using this, as it does make my skin feel pretty soft.

The Happy Hooters comfort lotion was my first of this type of product and I think it performed rather well. From now on having large breasts and wearing underwire bras isn't a bad thing because this lotion prevents "boob sweat" and schaffing which are complaints many big-boobed girls or underwire wearing women experience. The Happy Hooters comfort lotion is worth a try; it just might change your life and make it easier.

This item promises the best and utterly fails to deliver. It clogged up the pores on my chest rather than doing what it's supposed to do! Do not suggest!

This is definitely an interesting product! Happy Hooters, the least subtile label I've seen since Victoria Secret Advertisements, is great at it's job, reducing boob-sweat, and lightly improving overall softness factor. Right after application, I noticed a rather strange, sour odor, but it did disappear with time, and now, I love wearing this lotion with my favorite perfumes! Have fun titties of the world!

I definitely enjoy the smell and feel of this lotion. The bottle is cute, though a bit odd to have sitting out since it says Hooters on it. If I had just ordered it to use as a general lotion I would give it a 5 but since I don't feel that it lived up to the hype I just can't do that.

Happy Hooters is a wonder product for big and small breasted women, but it is not just limited to your breasts! It keeps your skin refreshingly dry while moisturizing it, leaving a velvety finish behind with the lightest, loveliest scent. It is a fantastic product to keep in your lotion collection!

A perfect product for anyone who is looking to keep their skin dry in areas that need a little more help then just your basic deodorant. Don't let the packaging fool you, men can certainly use this and like it as well!

This stuff really works even in the Florida heat and humidity. Great looking bottle, should last for a long time. I am most impressed and would suggest to my best girlfriends. Scent is light and not overpowering at all.

If you're looking for a product that will not only prevent sweating, but leave a clean, fresh scent in it's place, than this is the product for you! It feels light on your skin and absorbs very quickly. This wonderful lotion is a must have for daily use, but is a little expensive for the quantity. Leave sweating to the guys, and keep yourself fresh all day long with this amazing product!

This product does help do what it promises which is reduce sweat under the breasts. I needed a product like this and I am happy to say it helps a lot, but it isn't a miracle cure. I still have mild sweat under my breasts at the end of the day and occasionally a little gunk from where it didn't completely absorb.

This item is definitely worth it. For 12.99, you can have a dry chest, breasts, back, and anything else that you may need to keep dry. Whether you are on a hot date, having a sensual night in the bedroom, or just exercising at home or in the gym -- you can't go wrong with this product. This one gets two thumbs up!

I can honestly say I now have Happy Hooters! My boobs are less sweaty, have no vinegary smell at the end of the day, and are less irritated when I wear a bra all day. The lotion smells great and isn't overly feminine and flowery!

I give this a rating of 5 out of 5 stars, if you or someone you know tends to sweat a lot, this is definitely for you. Happy Hooters REALLY works!!!!

I don't know how they did it, but Doc Johnson came up with a way to hydrate your skin while preventing your body from sweating. This is an amazing lotion that will leave you feeling smooth and hydrated, without making your skin feel oily or greasy. It's intended for breasts, but it can be used all over your body.

I would not call this item "fabulous," but I would definitely buy this again and I am happy that I took a chance and bought it in the first place. ALMOST perfect, but could do with a small amount of tweaking.

FINALLY! A product that can eradicate boob sweat! Ladies you know what I am talking about. Whether it is 90 degrees, or you want to work out and not have your clothing totally sweat soaked in embarrassing areas, this IS for you. A sweet smelling cream that goes on like a lotion, absorbs completely and acts as an antiperspirant for a long duration of time is something that I didn't realize I NEEDED until I got my bottle of Happy Hooters. A must have win.

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