Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion by Doc Johnson - review by melissa1973

Happy Hooters I Totally Love You!!!

I give this a rating of 5 out of 5 stars, if you or someone you know tends to sweat a lot, this is definitely for you. Happy Hooters REALLY works!!!!
I love everything about this! The price, ease of use, long lasting, it’s just flipping amazing.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


STOP!! If you're looking for a lotion that works better than deodorants look no further. The Happy Hooters lotion by Doc Johnson is truly one of a kind, it made a claim and it has delivered it many times over. It has the lovely ladylike scent that we look for in perfumes (or at least I do). With the light flowery smell this is designed for women, however; Doc Johnson has made this for men as well we know that y'all have major ass crack and ball issues, just PLEASE get some Nice nuggets male comfort lotion [https://www.edenfantasys.com/nice-nuggets-male-comfort-lotion/adult-toys-dvds-29825] of this for the areas mentioned.

Now the 4.5 ounce bottle doesn't seem like a lot but when you use it once and it last for two days, this lotion will last months if you shower and use it every other day. If you shower daily and use daily it should last close to a month. If used just when going out, it'll last a lot longer. Its very light, you can push the cap up with one hand, and believe it or not it actually has an expiration date on the back of it. My expiration date is 1/23/2014, go figure it's good for two years sweet. Now that I know for a FACT that this actually works I plan of buying several bottles for gift giving, for myself and the women in my family, and others. So ladies stock up on this great product.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The ingredients for this product are: Water (Aqua), Tapioca Starch Isopropyl Palmitate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate, Crosspolmer, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance (Parfum), Sodium Hydroxide, and Colloidal Silver.
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Now when I squeeze the bottle to get a tiny amount out, it comes out creamy, when I hold my hand up with the tiny bit on it, the lotion slowly starts to run down my hand leaving a trail behind it.
    • Creamy
    • Slick

Taste / Aroma

I didn't bother to taste this as it's just a lotion that you will be rubbing into your skin. The smell is light and long lasting. I applied some Happy Hooters 24 hours ago and I can still smell the light scent on my hands.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good


I received the package early in the morning; once I ripped the box open I applied to both arm pits, under and between my breasts, the butt crack, between the legs, and in my Cesarean scar. The entire day I did not sweat not even once. I woke up the next morning and still no sweat even 24 hours later. Also While I was sleeping I was unaware that my fan was unplugged so I checked whether or not there was sweat and to my surprise there was none. So the one application stopped my sweating for 24+ hours and is still going strong. AMAZING!!! It comes off when we shower so reapplication after the shower/bath will be needed.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Long lasting
    • Feels natural
Follow-up commentary
It's a shame this only goes as high as still liking a product. I love this so much that I have bought one for my mom, the happy nuggets (a male version) for my dad, and I intend to be giving them both out for Christmas gifts to everyone that I know. Truly one of the absolute best products sold on Eden.
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  • Geogeo
    Sounds great, thanks for reviewing
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    Thank you for the review.
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