Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion by Doc Johnson - review by PropertyOfPotter

Booby Bliss!

If you're looking for a product that will not only prevent sweating, but leave a clean, fresh scent in it's place, than this is the product for you! It feels light on your skin and absorbs very quickly. This wonderful lotion is a must have for daily use, but is a little expensive for the quantity. Leave sweating to the guys, and keep yourself fresh all day long with this amazing product!
- Clean Scent
- Prevents Sweating
- Absorbs Quickly
- Fresh Feeling
- Not Unscented
- A Little Pricey
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Happy Hooters by Doc Johnson is a female 'comfort' lotion that not only helps eliminate embarrassing sweat, but leaves your skin feeling smooth, and smelling fresh!

You don't have to be training for a marathon to enjoy the benefits of this lotion. It's gentle enough that it can be used every day, no matter your activity level; because let's face it, sweat happens!

Apply a quarter size amount to your hand, and rub into any part of the body that you find produces the most sweat. While this product is geared toward the dreaded 'boob sweats', it's use is not limited to that area. This lotion works great just about anywhere you have the need to apply it, whether it's between and under your breasts, your lower back and butt crack, or anywhere else you have issues with sweat.

This product is obviously geared toward women, not only with the name and description, but because of it's light, feminine scent. Eden offers a similar product for the males out there that are looking for some help with body sweat as well. You can check that out here.

In no way is this product intended to be use as a sexual enhancer. It doesn't work well for massage, and should not be used as a lubricant or an oral sex aide. This lotion should be use strictly for the areas of your body that sweat the most.

Please be sure to check out the ingredients list to be sure there's nothing inside this lotion that you'll have a reaction to.

Water (Aqua), Tapioca Starch Isopropyl Palmitate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate, Crosspolmer, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance (Parfum), Sodium Hydroxide, Colloidal Silver
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • After bath/shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Happy Hooters doesn't feel like a typical lotion. It's not creamy and doesn't feel heavy on your skin. The thin 'lotion' is very wet when first applied, and will run until it's been rubbed into the skin. Once it's been fully rubbed in, there's no residue and doesn't feel sticky or greasy; it leaves your skin feeling soft and powdery smooth. Rather than lotion, this product would more accurately be described as a liquid powder thanks to how light it feels on your body and how quickly it's absorbed.

The lotion is very smooth and silky feeling when you first apply it, and might make the area feel a little wet. The wet feeling will only last a short time until the product has absorbed into the skin. A little goes a long way and the amount you need to apply will depend on how well your skin absorbs the lotion.

    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

The scent of this product is truly wonderful. It has a very feminine smell without being overpowering or smelling like you're trying to cover a bad odor. It has a very fresh, clean scent, but is light enough that you can still use it along with your regular lotion or perfume without the scents clashing.

Even with it being feminine, it doesn't smell flowery or have a potent scent. Though some might prefer something unscented, this light scent should appeal to a wide age group and works for the super girly girl, to the tom boys!

I wouldn't suggest tasting this item since that's not what it's intended for. However, during foreplay my husband got a little taste of it, and while it wasn't overly offensive, it wasn't pleasant either; so do your best to avoid the nipple area if you engage in that type of play with your partner.
    • Light smell


Often times this type of product is more of a gimmick than it is effective, but that wasn't the case with this one! After applying in the morning, this product should last most of the day depending on your activity level, but might need to be reapplied if you find yourself sweating more than average.

There's no need to wash this lotion off and you can shower as you normally would. Since this absorbs so well, there's no residue to remove and no need to go out of your way to wash the areas that this product is applied to.

This product is truly a must have! It has an amazing ability to keep you feeling hydrated while ensuring that your sweat is kept to a minimum. It leaves your skin feeling and smelling clean, no matter how hard you've been playing!
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Long lasting
    • Performance


This wonderful lotion comes in an easy to use black squeeze bottle with a matte finish that contains 4.5ozs. Two h's are on the front, along with the company name, product name, and two small (though discreet looking) boobies, all in pink and gray.

The back of the bottle has the directions and ingredients, as well as an expiration date at the bottom of the bottle.

Before using for the first time, be sure to unscrew the cover and remove the seal that's in place to prevent the bottle from accidentally leaking.

The cap on this bottle is a shiny black plastic that can easily be opened with one hand.

If mixed in with other personal care products, this one shouldn't stand out, but if picked up and read, someone might question why you would have a product that makes your hooters happy. It's discreet unless you read it, but it's not sexually offensive either.

The bottle size is okay for travel, but would need to be put into a smaller container if you're planning on flying.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense
Follow-up commentary
Oh Happy Hooters, I think I'm in love! I'm now on my second bottle and have ordered a few more to have on hand in case it's out of stock when I run out. I use this product on a daily basis and I love the results! The only thing I've noticed was that toward the end of the bottle, it can get a little lumpy. A good shake it all it needs to eliminate the problem. This is a truly awesome product that I would HIGHLY recommend!
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  • RJBuckeyes
    Thanks for the review.
  • Gracie
    Thanks for the follow up! I am going to get some this spring!
  • Geogeo
    sounds great, thanks
  • edeneve
    great review. wonder if it works for underarms BO.
  • ARPKasso
    Awesome review thanks.
  • LuckyLady
    Oh my god they make this? My prayers have been answered, big boobs should come with this lol. thanks for the review!
  • XxFallenAngelxX
    Excellent review! I love mine as well!
  • Mrs.Tee
    Great pictures and review. Thanks for sharing
  • ginnyluvspotter
    Thanks for the review!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for all the sweet comments!
  • JackNit
    Very helpful thanks
  • Zombirella
    Hope it works for me !
  • melissa1973
    It will Zombirella, this is some amazing lotion.
  • GingerSpice
    amazing review!! very useful pics thanks!!
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    Thank you for the review!
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