Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion by Doc Johnson - review by MissAdara

Hoot Hoot!

I just love this product and am so glad I bought it. I will recommend (and have recommended) it to many people. And when this bottle runs out, I am definitely ordering more; it has become a stable for my body care.
Won't run out in a few uses
Discreet bottle
Fantastic, smooth breasts
Could have a more feminine fragrance
Not for extremely sensitive skin
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Can I just say I LOVE Happy Hooters by Doc Johnson? I actually had my doubts, but this stuff is amazing.
Happy Hooters came in a black 4.5 oz bottle, with a seal to ensure it has never been used by anyone else, a plus in my book! It looks like any other lotion unless you look closely at the name. I am full-busted, and of course, no matter how many times I shower, I sweat a little and get galled. We hate to admit it, but come on ladies, it happens! I just don't like the baby powder trick and lotion just makes me feel greasy.

One of the best things about Happy Hooters is that you just need a small amount to get the job done, not even the size of a dime. You just do your shower/bath thing, dry the girls, and apply the lotion. You can also apply a few times throughout the day, if the need arises.

As I've said, the bottle is great, it sits on my nightstand with my body lotion and deodorant. The smell is nice, but seems almost masculine to me. It makes me think of cologne or just a male aroma. Don't get me wrong, if you wear this, you won't smell like John Smith, I just think it could have a little more of a feminine fragrance.
The texture is pleasant, it's not as thick as most lotions, but not runny either. It absorbs very quickly, eliminating the greasy or slick feeling I have always disliked immensely. One concern was if Happy Hooters would clog pores, or somehow irritate my breasts, I mean they are pretty sensitive. But if anything, it helped my skin stay clear.

Another plus is it does not stick to fabrics! Some fragrances will just not come out of clothing, especially bras, but there is nothing to worry about with Happy Hooters.

Though I am hooters over heels for this product, I must say it is not for every skin type. I raved about it to my best gal pal and gave her a sample to try. She has very sensitive skin, and, knowing this, put a drop on her arm to test it first. Unfortunately she immediately had a red spot where she had applied the lotion. But, if you don't have too many problems with perfumes and lotions - try this! I don't regret this at all and because you don't have to use a large amount, it will last!
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My Happy Hooters tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Personal care
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
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  • Wicked Wahine
    I am so happy this works for you! Thanks for the review!

    I bought a very similar product and have to say I wish I had it before I had my breast reuction. What a huge difference it would have made in my life! The brand I have is unscented and I have very sensitive skin. Using it sparingly so far, I have not even had a rash, or anything! I am even sticking some on other spots that bother me and it's been fabulous.
  • ToyingCouple
    Interesting product! Thanks for the review.
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