Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion by Doc Johnson - review by travelnurse

It works to keep them dry!

This stuff really works even in the Florida heat and humidity. Great looking bottle, should last for a long time. I am most impressed and would suggest to my best girlfriends. Scent is light and not overpowering at all.
It works
Feels soft
Stops wetness and smells
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Happy Hooters By Doc Johnson

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I love this stuff and I want more.


This is some great lotion that you apply all over your boobs and any where else that you sweat to help decrease your sweating and smelling. I like it! It does on soft and silky. It is not greasy and I will explain the ingredients. I would say that the guys could use this in their crotch area also and it works on the thighs in the summer too.


It has a very light scent to it and I was trying to figure out what it was, when I was researching the ingredients I figured it out, it is a very light Aloe scent. It is not overpowering at all. The lotion is between thick and runny. When you squeeze it on your fingers it doesn’t run off.


When you use this lotion is almost disappears immediately. It is non greasy and feels dry when it is on. There is no residue from the lotion and it doesn’t leave any coloring. It is white in color.


Tapioca starch - provides for the soft feeling while hydrating, makes the lotion so that it’s not greasy.

Isopropyl Palmitate - derived from processing palmitic acid from coconut oil. Improves the moisture content of the lotion.

Tocopheryl Acetate - Vitamin E, used to revitalize and rejuvenate tired looking skin. This is also an antioxidant.

Aloe barbadensis leaf juice - Aloe, sooths skin, antibacterial, antifungal, anti inflammatory.

Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acryl ate - Thickener

Disodium EDTA - preservative, chelating agent that bind free metal ions.

Sodium hydroxide - controls the PH, buffering agent.

Colloidal Silver - Supports skin natural healing abilities. Moisturizes and conditions, promotes healthy skin.

If you issue with allergies please check the ingredients. This product is paraben free.


This comes in a 4.5 ounce bottle and since you only need a dime sized dollop of it to apply all over your boobs the bottle should last for quite a while. It comes in a black bottle with hh happy hooters on the front of it. Female comfort lotion.. The cap is a flip top style and it comes with a safety seal under the cap. It is a very slim rounded bottle. The bottle does have an expiration date of 1/12/14. It is made in the United States.

This lotion is great. It with stood a 95 degree day in Florida running around Disney for more than 10 hours. I had no problems with under boob wetness and discomfort. It last all day with no sour smells. It feels velvety and silky when applied. I need to check into the male version of this for my husband and sons.
I need to get more bottles. I have a friend who is getting married on a cruise ship in a couple of weeks and this should be perfect. I will let the bridal party use this and get them hooked! You know when you have your fancy dresses on and you have to stand still. That sweating between the thighs? This actually works for that too. I live in Florida and if this stands up to the Humidity and heat after a day at Disney it definitely passes the test!
Follow-up commentary
This stuff really works!! It works great to control the sweating under my breasts especially when I am out in the heat and humidity. I use it frequently and it even works for when you are working out and running. I have actually ordered several bottles so that I don't run out.
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My Happy Hooters tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bridal gift
    • Can be worn under clothing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Breasts
    • Thighs
  • lilacviolet
    I wonder what's the difference between using this and using plain corn starch body powder. Anyway, good review.
  • Mrs.Tee
    Great review and pictures
  • ginnyluvspotter
    Thanks for the review!
  • travelnurse
    Thanks for the comments!
  • CynicallyYours
    thanks for the review, looking forward to trying it.
  • travelnurse
    Thanks for the comments!
  • SecondStory
  • KinkyKatieJames
    Thank you!
  • travelnurse
    Thanks for the comments
  • GingerSpice
    thanks for the review and followup
  • sXeVegan90
    I live in Alabama so I know about the humidity. I definitely need this. Thank you for the review!
  • travelnurse
    Thanks for the comments
  • wicked48
    Great review! I think I'll have to give this a try.
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