Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion by Doc Johnson - review by SMichelle

Eh... My Hooters Are Indifferent To Happy Hooters

Happy Hooters is a good product with a great name, but I could kind of take it or leave it. On the days that I don't really need it, it works amazingly well, but it doesn't work half as well on the days that I do need it. Still, I'll continue using this, as it does make my skin feel pretty soft.
Does decrease sweating, A little goes a long way, Makes my skin feel soft
Sometimes needs to be reapplied throughout the day, Scent might not be everyone's cup of tea
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Happy Hooters is a comfort lotion that is intended for females, but it could be used by men, too. The goal of this product is to help prevent your breasts from sweating, but you could really use it anywhere on your body.

I think that this product will be especially useful busty women out there, but anyone can use it. I, personally, chose to use it after I found that I was getting a little more moist under my boobs than I would prefer, especially on hot days. The product did work well for keeping me dry, but I did feel like I had to reapply the lotion halfway through the day.

Thankfully, this product is fairly simple to use. You simply apply a quarter sized amount to wherever you'd like to put this lotion, and rub it in. The bottle states to apply it after bathing, but I've applied it randomly throughout the day without an issue, too.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

To dispense this lotion from its container, you need to give the bottle a little squeeze. Be careful that you don't squeeze too hard, or you'll end up dispensing too much lotion. In fact, I find that almost any time I go to use this, I end up squeezing out too much; it just comes out fast, and I always seem to forget that!

The actual lotion is white in color, but it disappears completely when you rub it into your skin. The lotion is a bit thick, but it's also somewhat runny; it won't stay exactly where you put it unless you rub it in. But, I mean.. it's a lotion -- you're going to rub it in, right? So, that's not really a big deal at all.

The lotion does not leave my skin feeling greasy or sticky at all; rather, it makes my skin feel nice and soft, just like I want a lotion to do! It also doesn't feel heavy on my skin at all, even though it looks a bit heavy when I first dispense it from the container.

Taste / Aroma

The product does have a scent to it, but it's difficult for me to describe. It's a light, sweet smell, and it's not overpowering at all. I don't care for the scent when I put my nose right up to the product at first, but I barely notice the smell when it's under my breast. My partner also has not had any complaints about the scent of the lotion; in fact, he says that he can barely notice it after a few moments.


How this product works is going to depend a lot on you. If you find that you sweat a lot, you're going to need to reapply this lotion more than those who don't sweat much at all. Also, if you're really active, you might have to apply this lotion more than others do, as well.

I, personally, find that how it works for me varies on the day. If it's a really hot day, I'll have to reapply the lotion throughout the day. If it's a pretty mild day, I'll be fine with just applying it in the morning.

As for cleaning it up, I don't feel the need to wash this off until my next shower. If you do apply it and find that you wish to wash it off right after use (why would you do that, though?), you can just wash it off with soap and water.

Just as a note, make sure that you really rub the product in well, as it does leave a weird residue if you don't. I found that out on a day that I applied this in a hurry.


This lotion comes in a 4.5 ounce bottle. I think that the bottle is kind of cute, and I have no shame about leaving it sitting out on my dresser because of this fact. That being said, it's not really a discreet bottle, as it does say "Happy Hooters" on the front of it. Still, it's a comfort lotion! It's not a sexual product, really, so I see no reason why this would need to be hidden away.

I showed my mother the packaging for this, and she started laughing. At first she thought it was some kind of sexual lotion due to the label, but when I told her what it did, she thought that it was a pretty cool idea.

Personal comments

The product contains the following ingredients:
Water (Aqua), Tapioca Starch Isopropyl Palmitate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate, Crosspolmer, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance (Parfum), Sodium Hydroxide, Colloidal Silver

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  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Thanks for the review.
  • KrissyNovacaine
    Thanks for the review!
  • Kitka
    Great review, thanks for sharing it with us!
  • mpfm
    Thanks for the review.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! I love this stuff!
  • surreptitious
    Thank you for reviewing! If this does work,I might have to look into it. Reapplying would be worth it for me. Cheers!
  • padmeamidala
    Thanks for a great review!
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