Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion by Doc Johnson - review by indiechick

Hopeful Hooters

If you are not at all sensitive to body products, and only need to control your hooters for 1 or 2 hours have at it, but baby powder works better than this stuff at a fraction of the cost and none of the nasty side effects.
Smell, short term use, may cause rash and acne.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
When you buy a product you hope that it does for you what it claims. This product did not.

I was really seriously hoping that happy hooters would solve the problem my hooters face on a daily basic. I have hot hooters and not in a pleasant way, I suffer from boob sweat. I will be the first to admit it, I get a little funky under my breasts, especially after a long days work with an under wire bra and no Air Conditioning. I was hopeful beyond words that this product would do as it says and solve this problem. Sadly it did not. While to goes on smooth and feels like a powder when it dries it would need to be reapplied 6-8 times on a typical day for me to remain effective.

In addition to constant need for reapplication in order to be effective, it smelled like a bad mix of flowers and baby powder, while I don't mind either smell independently together and mixed with boob sweat, it is not appealing. In addition to not working, this product left me with my serious negative side effects as well. After just a week of trying this product I began to suffer from acne in the under boob area, so now in addition to boob sweat I have acne and boob sweat a double whammy. I also had a mild rash that occurred on the last day when I tried reapplying it multiple times. I know that I am very sensitive to products, but this was one of the worst situations, sweaty itchy and pimple covered.

It only takes about a pea sized to be effective each use but between the smell and the lack of usefulness for anything more than 1 or 2 hours and the negative side effects, I cannot say that I support this product.
Follow-up commentary
Somethings are okay to leave well enough alone. This is one of them. It feels like a million degrees with 100% humidity and I saw this in one of the drawers in my bathroom. I thought I had gotten rid of it, guess not. Anyway after a weeks worth of boob-sweat in 3 hours I decided to give it a go again. BAD IDEA. broke out in hive like rashes within 20 minutes. This time I threw it out for good. If you have any type of skin sensitivities please stay away from this product, or boob-sweat will be the least of your worries
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  • Wicked Wahine
    Oh no! You poor thing! Before I had a breast reduction, I suffered horribly with rashes from sweating under my breasts. So I can imagine the pain and bother of your reactions combined with the initial problem. Insult to injury comes to mind! Thanks for the honest review and as someone else who's really sensitive, I feel your pain!
  • indiechick
    Hey Wahine.. I have had this review to do for months now, but it is really hard to come up with 300 words about a product I had nothing to to say about except for F this Sh*t but EF wont take that as a review
  • OH&W, Lovebears
    Thank you for the honest helpful review. Said a lot with few words.
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