Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion by Doc Johnson - review by souviet

You Make My Hooters Sad!

This item promises the best and utterly fails to deliver. It clogged up the pores on my chest rather than doing what it's supposed to do! Do not suggest!
Smells nice
Clogged pores, was useless
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Now, I bought this hoping for the miracle that so many reviews made it seem like. It will help, they all say! It will be amazing! As soon as it came in stock, I grabbed it! I WAS GOING TO HAVE HAPPY HOOTERS!

The first thing to note about this is that when it comes, it does not have a box of it's own. It's just the bottle. The bottle's finish it prone to scratching in processing and transit, so I had a pretty scratched up bottle. Poor bottle, I thought. Ah well. I will live. The bottle also has a date on the back indicating an expiration date. Mine is labeled to expire in November of 2014.

The next thing I noticed, when I got this thing open: It smells amazing. I probably would buy a ton of this stuff if it was a perfume. It sweet, light, and stunning. I love it! I can't figure out what it is exactly, but it is very good.

In use? Gosh, I wish I knew more context for the people who used this and said it worked a miracle for them!! It didn't do nothing. I can't say that. But what it did do was not helpful in the slightest and was only making matters worse. This item is supposed to keep your boobs dry and prevent them from sweating too much. Excellent idea, because my poor under boobs are a frustrating thing. End result for me? It went and clogged the pores on my under boobs every time I used it! That's not what I paid for at all! I ceased use pretty quick and spent a lot of time trying to get my under boobs back to normal.

Overall: I do not suggest this at all. The product only made me very upset and feeling grosser than before!
Follow-up commentary
Continues to be fairly useless and detrimental to my skin. I will not be using this again. I would not suggest this to anyone with delicate skin.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Happy Hooters tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
  • CindyH
    thanks for sharing
  • Missmarc
    Thank you for the review.
  • Sangsara
    Darn sounds like crap! Thanx so much!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    I happen to be one of the ones who loves this product! What happened that made you feel that your pores were getting clogged? How much were you using? How often were you applying? I'm sorry to hear about your experiences! Unfortunately, not all products of this type work for everyone.
  • Herzer
    Thanks for the review. Sorry about it not working.
  • ScarletFox
    I am sorry that it didn't work for you, personally this is one of my favorite products. How much of it where you using? I also notice that if I tried to use it with out a shower first it did have a tendency to get a little flaky but that was it.
  • Archery
    Great review, thanks!
  • KinkyKatieJames
    I have sensitive skin, so maybe this isn't for me!
  • Wicked Wahine
    Thanks for the review & too bad about the clogged pores! Sometimes I react to ingredients like that, as well!
  • PassionCpl
    Oh no, sorry this didn't work for you. I actually really like it and got it after hubby recommended the boy 'version' (Nice Nuggets)
  • Sweet-n-sensual
    Thanks for your review, so sorry you had such a bad experience!
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