Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion by Doc Johnson - review by Bethy Cassatt

Like Buttermilk and Talcum Powder

This is definitely an interesting product! Happy Hooters, the least subtile label I've seen since Victoria Secret Advertisements, is great at it's job, reducing boob-sweat, and lightly improving overall softness factor. Right after application, I noticed a rather strange, sour odor, but it did disappear with time, and now, I love wearing this lotion with my favorite perfumes! Have fun titties of the world!
Smells Great Over a Period of Time
No Residue
Small Amounts Go Far
Sour After-Smell
Blatant Label
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

Lotion for boobs? I did not know that a product like that existed until a random search on Eden lead me to this strange corner of the site. Boob lotion. Or, to be specific "Female Comfort Lotion"-- a simple, low ingredients (at least, in comparison to the other lotions currently on the market) lotion made for the girls, the twins, the air-bags, and the sweater puppies that we, women, carry proudly. What a strange world we live in when I can find an effective lotion that smells good and makes my breasts feel great!


The smell is probably my least favorite part of the lotion. It's rather... Strange. It's this mixture between sweet, and this slight, tangy, sour after smell that really threw me. At first, it was all baby powder, sweet flowers, and cute touches, and then, I could distinctly smell something a little bit off-putting, like milk beginning to go bad. To be honest, the high lights of the lotion outweigh this weird after-smell, so, I could definitely live with this side of the lotion.

The best part of this smell, however, is how it mellows out over time. That sour smell drops in, and all the scents come together as a gentle, powdery scent behind very mellow-sweet flowers. I can put on my favorite perfume and it blends right in! I just wish there wasn't that initial bitterness.


This is a very liquid-like lotion. When I first opened the seal to squirt some lotion out, it came pouring from the spout. I was rather surprised and disheartened at first, and then, when I went to rub the lotion on, I was thrilled. NO EXCESS! I was able to rub all the lotion on without clods forming of gunky residue or oily patches where the lotion went on too thick. It didn't take too much lotion to cover my breasts and neck area, and then, no sticky gunk! That was very lovely! So, expect something a bit less thick than the usual department-store lotions, that come out thick and greasy. This has a superb finish quality to it, making the lotion very enjoyable to use.


No excess. No mess, no fuss, and I could use the left over lotion on my hands. It's very gentle stuff-- not too deep-moisterizing, but it does not cause excess sweating. I have a huge problem with my hands sweating from the greasy residue from lotions, but not this time! This was a dream! And my hands smelled excellent over a long period of time!

In use, I massaged the lotion in like massage oil, and I didn't have to focus on covering the most amount of area, but just getting a smaller area really worked over. I felt the need to almost apply a second "coat" of lotion to really feel like my skin was being treated, but that's fine with me. This stuff smells fine (after the sour smell goes away) and doesn't feel bad after I put it on. What's wrong with multiple applications? Usually after a second application, my skin feels fine.


I haven't noticed much of an overall difference between using this and not using it. My breasts do feel a little softer, but it's definitely hard to track. My skin is naturally soft, so what I'm noticing could have already been there to begin with. What I have been noticing the most as an after affect of repeated wearings/the feel and smell of my skin several hours after use is that my breasts now smell amazing! It would get mighty sweaty in my bra after enough time passed in the day, and if you're anything like me, you probably use the same bra several days in the row. (Bras are expensive people!) So, I don't smell like boob-sweat anymore! I never realized how smelly it got between the girls until after I started using the lotion, and now, I love using this stuff!!
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My Happy Hooters tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Breasts
  • Upyourreviews
    Thanks for the info!
  • Katie09
    Great review, thanks
  • gwenevieve
    great review, thanks for telling us about this strange product!
  • pal
    thank you very nice review
  • travelnurse
    Glad you like it, I love mine! Thanks for your view!
  • kitty1949
    Bummer to hear about the smell. Thank you for sharing.
  • Geogeo
    Thanks for reviewing, I'm also disappointed to hear about the smell
  • Kitka
    Great review, glad to hear this worked well for you!
  • js250
    Great review--still mixed on this, though.
  • Laurinnichole
    great review
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review.
  • ginnyluvspotter
    Thanks for the review!
  • JackNit
    Nice review
  • Feisty
    Thanks for sharing!
  • GingerSpice
    sucks about the smell thanks for the heads up
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