My Hooters Smell Like Hollister

I have a million good things to say about this item. This product will be used again and again. After that, it will be purchased again and again.
Softens Skin.
Prevents Sweat.
Smells Good.
Goes On Clear.
A Little Thin/Runny.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Happy Hooters should have a fairly self-explanatory best use. Still, just in case someone didn't pick up on it, this is a female comfort lotion for breasts. Basically, it stops sweaty boob. It also stops itchy boob. It also saves me from seeking a thigh separator during the summertime. I was born without a thigh gap...I know what I'm talking about! I also frequently set friction fires between my thighs while walking. I kid, but this product is truly a lifesaver.

This item will appeal to anyone who sweats...even men. The fact that it is terribly easy to use should even attract novices. Simply rub on areas that are chafing or any sweat-prone areas, and wait for it to absorb fully. I would suggest doing this after a shower or bath to clean the area and to work preventively rather than trying to use it to cover the sweat slick after the fact.

*One thing: If you are full-breasted like myself, you may have to lift up your breasts, apply, hold breasts up while it dries/absorbs somewhat, and then go about your day.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Happy Hooters is a bit thin. As it is, I prop it up with cap up, so that when I open the bottle, there isn't a runny mess. If you just drizzled it on your body, it would never stay in one place. Fortunately, it gets rubbed on and in. There is absolutely no sticky or greasy feel. Your skin will feel like normal...only softer and less sweaty.
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

This is not an edible product, but it smelled like a Hollister model, so I probably would've been tempted had someone not convinced me otherwise. I am going to be that friend for you. Do not lick this...and only lick the Hollister model if he asks you to. This scent isn't strong. It is at medium potency in the bottle, but once rubbed/absorbed in, it is quite light.
    • Smells good


Happy Hooters absolutely works. I've tried it on my thighs, under my breasts, and even for my armpits. It doesn't need washed off since it absorbs and leaves no greasy/sticky residue. However, it may need reapplied during particularly hot times. I have the tendency to apply before "me time," and it usually lasts through fairly well, but it needs reapplied after. It also leaves my skin super soft.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely


Doc Johnson has made the Happy Hooters bottle pretty sleek. It is black, silver, and pink. It's a soft tube with a hard cap. The cap can either be flipped open or unscrewed completely. Underneath of the Happy Hooters product name are two breast look-alike circles. One is pink, the other silver. It was a bit humorous to me because it looks like lopsided breasts. This is a 4.5 ounce bottle. A little goes a long way, but given the tendency of this product to come out quickly, I wish it were an even bigger bottle. Ingredients, directions, and an expiration date are all on the back.

Water (Aqua), Tapioca Starch Isopropyl Palmitate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate, Crosspolmer, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance (Parfum), Sodium Hydroxide, Colloidal Silver

I wish this product was a bit thicker because I just don't trust it to travel as is, and that's something this product would be exceptional for! However, I'm tempted to just throw it in a travel bottle.
    • Can be opened with one hand

Personal comments

Once upon a time, I would powder my thighs to keep them from sticking together. It looked like I had been molested by a ghost. I love that this goes on clear, and I love that (unlike the powder), it doesn't seem to transfer to any of my clothing.
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  • Contributor: KrissyNovacaine
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: JADE76
    nice review
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