Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by animepanda89

Happy Hooters is a female comfort lotion by Doc Johnson. It is designed to help prevent one of the biggest annoyances that comes with having larger breasts when it is hot out, it prevents them from perspiring. You hear that ladies, underboob sweat is a thing of the past!

The lotion can be used anywhere that gets sweaty, be it under the breasts, the inner thighs or under your tummy if you are a larger woman like me.

The Happy Hooters lotion has a thin yet velvety consistence, the watery texture is great since it allows it to spread easily and it dries quickly. Once it is applied to the skin it dries to a lightly powdery finish. One thing to keep in mind is that you should shake the bottle before each use since it can separate easily.

The scent of the lotion is very light, it is a somewhat spicy fragrance that reminds me a bot of classic Old Spice. It is quite pleasant and it fades fairly quickly. It should not be strong enough to interfere with any perfume you might be wearing.

I have found that the lotion does its job very well and does not have to be reapplied very often. I usually apply it once in the morning and am good until evening unless it is very hot. It lasted through a Cardinals game in June with flying colors. The rest of me was sweaty but my chest was nice and dry. It has been a saving grace during the miserable Oklahoma/Arkansas summer. The lotion washes off easily with soap and water in the shower. The only downside I have found is that it leaves a slight powdery residue on your hands and clothing, but that is the nature of the product due to the ingredients. The reside washes easily from the hands and from clothing without leaving any stains.

The lotion comes in a black 4.5 ounce fliptop tube. It is easy to open and I have not had any problems with it leaking. The only issues I have is that the bottle is not discreet and that it is a bit large for carrying in your purse, I fixed both of these by transferring some to a smaller container for carrying it on-the-go. The labeling is not discreet since it has HAPPY HOOTERS written across it in pink and silver letters along with a stylized pair of breasts. There is no denying what it is intended for. The back of the package has directions, the ingredients, and an expiration date.

The main feature of the lotion is to prevent sweating, which it accomplishes very well.

The ingredients in the lotion are:


Water
Tapioca Starch (often used a thickening agent)
Isopropyl Palmitate (palm oil based moisturizer and thickening agent)
Tocopheryl Acetate (vitamin E supplement, can give a longer shelf life)
Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (moisturizer)
Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolmer (thicking agent)
Disodium EDTA (stablizer)
Fragrance
Sodium Hydroxide (lye often used to modulate the pH of a product)
Colloidal Silver (has antibiotic properties)

This lotion has been a great investment during the summer heat. I spend my time inbetween Oklahoma and Arkansas so I know how miserable it can get during the summer when your chest is sweaty. This lotion has kept me fresh and dry even in 100 degree plus weather. I just rub a bit under each breast and under my tummy in the morning and I am good for the day. I keep a small bottle of it in my purse in case I need a touchup during the day. I think it is a great thing for every woman to have and I have gotten several friends hooked as well.