Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion by Doc Johnson - review by Lioncub

Made my Hooters Happy

This non greasy product will help moisturize as well as protect your breasts. Would buy this again in a heartbeat.
Non greasy
Smells good
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Happy Hooters is a unique lotion made by Doc Johnson. This lotion will not only provide moisture to your breasts but help with the sweating as well. This lotion is not a real thick lotion that will take a lot of time to rub in, however it is not a super runny lotion either; for me the consistency was just right. This lotion is very nice to rub in and washes off your hands easily. There is a faint smell to this lotion, I cannot put my finger on what it is. It is not an overpowering scent just enough to let you know that it is there.

As with any topical item, you should check the product ingredient list to ensure you are not allergic to any of them.

Being a woman with large breasts I always dread the summer heat, knowing that with it will become sweaty breasts, wet bras, and heat rash. With this product I did not have to worry about any of that. I was very skeptical at first; since I am always on the lookout for something that works I thought I would give it a whirl and I am so glad I did. You will not be disappointed with Doc Johnson's the Happy Hooters lotion.

There is no packaging to this product, you simply get the bottle. There is a safety seal under the lid to prevent leakage. The bottle weighs in at 4.5 oz, perfect to leave in the bathroom yet small enough to throw in your travel bag. The bottle is not discreet in any way, in bright letters on the front it tells you exactly what is in it. For storage purposes I put the bottle upright and left on a shelf in my bathroom. I did not have any problems with leakage this way.
Follow-up commentary
Love this lotion and wish Eden would bring it back. It is a great product and kept my hooters more than happy.
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My Happy Hooters tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
Do you like this review?
  • OH&W, Lovebears
    Wow, never realize stuff like this exist. Learn something new everyday.
  • Vnessa
    What an interesting product. I'm glad you found it helpful
  • unfulfilled
    I'm glad this was helpful during the summer heat.
  • Alan & Michele
    Still giggling at the title. Good review
  • Lioncub
    Thank you all for the comments. Wish Eden could bring this back.
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