Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion by Doc Johnson - review by s00z3

Happy Hooters are Soft Hooters!

Anyone who is an athlete or simply finds that sweaty bras and the smell of sweaty boobs at the end of the day is gross, should definitely give this stuff a try. It works great on other areas of the body as well, and it will leave your skin feeling silky soft and wonderfully dry. As a horse woman who lives in SC and spends most of her summers outside in the heat, this product has definitely helped me!
Great smell, velvety finish to skin, keeps skin dry
Bottle could be bigger.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
After reading the reviews on this product and being the owner of a lovely pair of 38DDs, I wanted to give this stuff a try. I was definitely not let down! Happy Hooters is a silky cream that goes on with a slightly powdery touch that dries to a silky finish. It smells amazing, and I actually found myself enjoying the scent all day long. My hooters were definitely happy and dry! My bra didn't chafe, and for someone with sensitive skin, I was very happy to find that I didn't have any kind of bad reaction to it. My sister likes it, too, as she is an avid cyclist and uses it on the inside of her thighs to prevent chafing. My boyfriend thoroughly enjoyed helping me apply it!

The bottle itself has a velvety feel to it, so if your hands are slightly slippery from applying it, it won't go flying out of your hands. The picture on the front of the bottle is adorable, and it's actually a product you don't have to hide. While it did raise some attention in my all female household, once my mom and sister smelled it, they were eager to try it themselves.

Because my breasts are large, I found that it was wonderful on the sides where my breasts meet my armpits. This is a spot that, for me, frequently chafes, and using this product helped to eliminate that. A little dab will do you; consider that I purchased the product in October and still have a good bit left.

Overall, this is a wonderful product that will help keep your skin feeling dry and smelling great. It sets out to do exactly what it claims and smells even better than I expected! Anyone who wants to feel fresh and have wonderfully smelling skin should definitely give this product a try. After all -- who doesn't want happy hooters?
My only caution is that if your nipples are pierced like mine, be very careful to avoid getting the cream in or around your piercings. While it does seem hypoallergenic, I wouldn't recommend getting it inside the pierced skin.
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My Happy Hooters tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Massage
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Breasts
    • Cream
    • Lotion
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  • BlackOrchid
    Thank-you for reviewing. With hot summer weather approaching, I think I may grab a bottle for myself!
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