Simply sensual body lotion - body moisturizer by Classic Erotica - review by married with children

Not sure why this is "sensual".

Overall this is a pretty good body lotion. I would not consider it sensual or a massage lotion. But it does keep my wife's skin soft. I personal would like this in a fruity scent, something like peach, orange, or raspberries. But the scent fades away pretty quickly.
price is pretty low, not greasy
needs a better scent then aloe, not sensual
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The bottle claims that this is used for body revitalization or body massages. I feel this works as a body revitalization lotion exclusively. This does not work well as a body massage lotion. It dries out way too fast, but more on that below. This is best used after your shower or bath. Simply dry yourself off, and apply this body lotion. Rub it into your skin for a few minutes for best results. This is more suited for the ladies, as the scent is more lady like then manly. This works well as a mood enhancer or light foreplay, as you can use it for a very light massage. The bottle travels well, just use caution when traveling with it in a suitcase; as heavy items could cause it to open and spill. I would store it inside of a zip lock bag to contain any spillage that might occur.
    • Foreplay
    • Mood enhancer

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This has a thin silky smooth feel to it. It reminds me of the thickness of a lube like JO H2O anal, or ID glide. A small drop will stay in place for a few moments before starting to slide off. A large drop will slide off faster. Luckily you only need a small drop or two to massage onto your body part of choice.

This pours out pretty easily. Of course we still have a lot left in our bottle. When we start to get low, that will be the true test as to how easy it pours.

This has oil as one of the ingredients, but it does not feel oily. In fact it feels less oily then most lotions I have every used (sun screen, sun burn lotion, ect..) It even feels less oily then most of the lotions I have every applied to my wife's body. Both my wife and I are pleased with how this feels.

This absorbs into the skin pretty quickly. I am unsure how this would work for a massage lotion. You would have to reapply it every few minutes to keep the skin slick. I would never use this for a massage lotion. Stick with a product sold strictly as a massage lotion or oil for this purpose, you will get better results.
    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

I did not taste this, as it was not designed to be consumed. The scent is close to the scent of the after sun aloe lotions you use to cool the pain of a sunburn. You can smell the aloe. I could not smell any green tea. Green tea does not have a strong scent to begin with, so I understand why I would not be able to smell it.

The scent is not too strong. It can be smelled from a distance of 10 feet or so when first applied. But after a few minutes, the scent fades away and can only be smelled with your noise right next to the body part it was applied to. I enjoy this about the lotion. I don't like the scent as much as others, and do not want to be smelling it every time I am in the same room as my wife. I would rather smell something slightly fruity on her, then aloe. With that being said, it is not a bad smell; it is just not my first choice of scents on her.
    • Light smell


My wife uses this about every other night. She enjoys how it dries pretty quickly and does not leave a heavy scent. It washes off her hands easily, most nights she just wipes her hands on her bath towel to remove the excess. It does not leave her hands greasy, which is always a plus. Some of her lotions leave a coating of what feels like oil on her hands. Then her hands leave hand prints all over the bedroom. Greasy door knobs. Greasy light switches. Greasy penis. You get the idea. This lotion does not leave a mess that has to be cleaned up by walking behind her with a towel wiping everything she has touched.

The ingredient list is pretty long, so there might be allergy concerns for some. The bottle claims that this is safe for all skin types. I would spot test this before applying all over your body, just in case there are problems with the ingredients and your skin.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Allergy concerns


This came in a 6 ounce bottle, wrapped in a plastic bag for shipping. The bottle did not leak during shipping, which is always a good thing in my book. I hate when liquids leak during shipping and spill all over the other items in your package.

The cap unscrews from the bottle. It also opens by pressing down on one side, causing the other side to flip open. It is a pretty tight screw top. Ours has not leaked once. Even sitting on its side for days at a time, it did not leak one drop. The bottle looks like any other bottle in the standard collection that ladies tend to have. It fits right in with every other body lotion my wife has. There are no obscene pictures on the bottle. Nothing that states this is for sex or sexual activities.

There really are not any instructions on the bottle. It has the ingredient list, and some advertising for how great the product is; but that is about it. You don't really need any instructions with this lotion.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Does not leak
    • Recyclable

Special Features

Ingredients: water, canola oil, glycerin, caprylic/capric triglyceride, cyclopentasiloxane, cyclohexasiloxane, dimethicone, steareth-21 cetyl lactate, cetyl alcohol, copulandrone, copuline-alike, reconstituted andranane, algin, propylene glycol, steareth-2, stearic acid, phenaxyrthanol carbomer, triethanolamine, sorbic acid, disodium edta, fragrance, blue 1, yellow 5.

This is paraben free, and not tested on animals. It is also made in the USA.


My wife likes this. She has been using it for almost 2 months. And a little bit of it goes along way. The bottle is only down about 1/10th. So I would have to say that you get your moneys worth with this lotion. Like I have stated with all my other reviews on body lotions, I cant tell for sure if this one works or not. My wife has a ton of different body lotions, sprays, and whatnot. She uses so many of them, as she switches back and forth between the different brands and types. It is hard to tell which one is working, and which one is just a over priced gimmick. This one seems to be working. Her skin is always soft. So I know that at least one of her many bottles I have purchased it working.
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  • js250
    Great review!! I always like the male perspective on the reviews and your are well done!
  • married with children
    thanks js250, I try my best. thanks for reading my review.
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
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