Simply sensual body lotion - body moisturizer by Classic Erotica - review by Mwar

Simple and clean, clean.

If you want a lotion that does the job and has no residue after use, then this is for you. It really is simple. There's not big bells or whistles... just lotion.
Works, dries well
Scent preferences
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Simply Sensual Body Lotion is made to moisturize and soften skin. It really is simple in many ways. It doesn't have any super fancy ingredients (then again, for moisturizer, the ingredients don't need to be exotic if it does the job). The lotion doesn't have anything that screams allergies compared to other lotions out there. There it glycol in there, but the lotion is not designed or intended for internal use. There are no directly sexual uses for this lotion.

You could use it for a massage if you have nothing else on hand. However, what makes this a good lotion makes it not the best option for massage. The lotion dries up nicely, so you would need a lot of product for a massage. Overall, this lotion can make a nice gift to add to a bath and body basket or anyone who loves their lotions. The lotion claims to have pheromones on it. The claim is not backed by hard science, so you should not stronlg rely on such results.
    • Bridal gift

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This lotion is a bit thinner than most lotions I have experienced. If you use it in small quantities, it won't run off your hands of fly off somewhere. If you use small dollops and turn your hand, the lotion will eventually bead and fall off, but it would take a minimum of 20 seconds (more than enough time to use the lotion). The bottle is easy to use and pour product. The lotion comes out milky in color. The lotion is homogenous and smooth.

The great thing is that the lotion dries nicely and doesn't leave residue behind. Once it dries after a minute or so it's like you didn't have lotion to begin with. It is nice not to have a greasy or tacky feeling.
    • Smooth

Taste / Aroma

The Simply Sensual Body Lotion is not edible or made for consumption. Lotions like these are usually not meant to be used on mucous membranes. Mucous membranes are inside the nose, on the lips, in the mouth, in the vagina, labia minora, lower intestines, foreskin, and so on. Mucous membranes are more sensitive than normal skin. It's best not to use this for sexual uses like penetration. Use lubricants designed for such a purpose.

The green tea aloe smells... interesting. It doesn't smell bad, but it reminds me of cheap soap you get in public bathrooms. It is a light scent and is not overbearing. I think the pomegranate ginger smells better overall. The green tea aloe doesn't really smell like the name suggests, but it could be an option for those who don't want overwhelming products.
    • Light smell


If you don't count the pheromone claim this lotion is quite, well, simple. It is a good price for what it does. but you could also get more affordable lotions for less at retail stores. The big thing it has going for it is that it dries well and moisturizes skin. After a minute or so you won't feel residue on your hands. Your skin feels sifter than before but you skin is in no way greasy or tacky. You don't need to shower afterwards.

If you use this lotion for a massage, it's not the best. You'll need to use more product. Because it doesn't last as long you might want to use a different lotion. if you rest a but after your massage then your skin will dry with no issue.


The lotion came wrapped in plastic to prevent leakage on other products. Remove that and you'll see this bottle.

The bottle is fairly discreet. The only possible word that can take away form discretion is "pheromones," but it doesn't make the product racy or sexy in any way. The bottle is very spill proof. So long as the cap is screwed on tightly it can lay on its side.

Special Features

Simply Sensual products claim to contain pheromones. Pheromones are natural. They are chemicals your body produces to send signals to other people whether you know it or not. These signals can be an attractant of sorts in certain situations. There are supposedly pheromones in this product. You're not going to have people of your favorite gender(s) chasing you down to have sex with you (sorry). However, the lotion might make you feel confident, and confidence is a natural enhancer for sexiness.
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    Great review. Thanks.
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