JO glide massage oil by System JO - review by ~LaUr3n~

JO glide massage oil

Oil by System JO

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What can't this lubricant do? Anal sex, check. Massage oil, check. Tattoo conditioner, toy lubricant, aromatherapy, check, check, check! This is an all in one lubricant that will save you a ton of money. It's great for everything and last a really long time.
Jack of all trades, Aromatherapy, Wonderful feel, high quality, Smells great, Long lasting
Note: Can't be used with silicone toys
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


JO Massage Glide is an all-in-one product. It's a massage glide, personal lubricant, and a skin/tattoo conditioner. Even further, it's great for toys, anal, titty sex, and shower play! It really is a jack of all trades. It's even comes in different scents! The only thing this lube isn't is flavored! It lasts a really long time and never ever gets sticky. The silicone in this lubricant is the highest grade available and the quality shows! If you've never tried a high end silicone lubricant, you'll notice the different right away. This is thick and easy to smooth around. It also stays where it is needed. It makes the skin feel amazingly soft and hydrated. It's even good for shining the legs when you are wearing a skirt or dress. Looking to save money? This product can do so many things, it's like 10 different products in one. The ingredient list is simple and doesn't contain anything that will cause allergic reactions. It's safe to use with latex condoms, inside and out. JO products are recommended worldwide by doctors and pharmacists. It also follows FDA guidlines and is made in the United States.

It's ingredients are as follows (from the package):
Polydimethylsiloxane, Decamethylsyclopentasiloxane, Octamethylcyclotetr-asiloxane, Dimethylsiloxane, Hydroxy-terminated

This lubricant is safe by not containing L-Arginine, Petro-chemicals, glycerin, or parabens. Specially formulated, it won't clog your pores.

These ingredients are almost exactly the same as those in their Warming Anal Silicone and Warming Silicone lubricants. It must be in different amounts because those lubricants don't rub in as quickly as this one. But if you like those, you are bound to like this too.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal
    • Toy play
    • Vaginal sex

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

"1 Drop of JO Glide equals 10-15 Drops of other Massage Oils" from the JO website.

If you've never tried JO lubricants, you need to. They are superior to all other lubricants I've tried, especially their silicone. It is thick, like a high grade oil. It's extremely slick and easy to smooth around. It stays where you put it until you start rubbing it is. It never gets sticky either. You will only need a small amount for use as a lubricant and less than most oils if you are using it as a massage aid. After you rub it in for massages or after you are done playing with a toy or having sex, it will make the skin feel extremely soft.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

This comes in two different scents or an option for a non-scented version. The product page is wrong, by the way. The "undefined" version is a warming massage glide which is a different product all together! The other three do not do any warming!

It comes in either lavender or citrus if you choose a scent. I own the citrus. It doesn't smell artificial. It smells exactly like an orange peel! I love the scent and my partner is fond of it too. The citrus scent is gender-neutral so this is a plus for the guys who want to use this product for solo use. It also has aromatherapy properties. Since getting migraines I'm really into aromatherapy lately. Citrus scents are among the many that can help relieve headaches. It can also lower blood pressure and reduce anxiety.It can also be uplifting for those who are depressed. I find that citrus smells are very energizing. It has no taste other than something similar to olive oil.
    • Smells good
    • Strong smell


This stuff is excellent at so many things!

Massage: You will not need as much of this stuff as other massage oils to get the job done. At first, the serum might feel like it is too thick to be absorbed, but it will quicker than you expect. We like to use this in sections on our bodies to ensure it all gets massaged in, but it is a lit of fun to smear everywhere too! It looks like it's the type of oil you might see in porn when a guy just pours it all over a girl's ass before going to town. It's a lot of fun for body gliding too! It will leave the skin feeling very soft and hydrated. If you feel like it's oily, just keep rubbing! It will absorb, I swear!

Skin/Tattoo Conditioner:

I don't have any tattoos, yet..., but my partner does, so I used him as my guinea pig. We found that by applying a drop of this onto his tattoos and massaging it in, it makes the biggest difference on black areas than coloring. For words, it made them a lot crisper. The difference can look slight for certain tattoos, but I'm sure this would make a bigger difference over time by protecting the skin and keeping it hydrated. Below you can see a before and after picture.


Vaginal Sex:

This is also an excellent lubricant for vaginal sex. I especially like it because it works well with or without condoms. It has a great feel and never gets sticky, so we don't get distracted. It lasts as long as our sex sessions do and never has needed to be reapplied. Little clean up is required afterward either. We love how it makes us feel smooth! It can even be used in the shower or tub.

Anal sex:

Perfectly slick and thick, this lubricant is excellent for anal. It eases insertion and reduces painful friction. If you are worried about smells, the fragrance can help mask that. The lubricant helps reduce tears by hydrating the delicate anal area. Anal sex is a breeze with this glide!


This works for any type of toy as long as it is not made of silicone. There are arguments that silicone toys can be used with silicone lubricants as long as the silicone toy is of the highest grade. I don't gamble, but you could use this by doing a test first. use with caution. I especially like using this lubricant with hard toys because it makes them glide effortlessly. It's even great for anal toy and plugs!

It cleans up easily with soap and water.
    • Long lasting
    • Not compatible with all materials
    • Performance


I like that all of JO lubricants come in very similar or the same clear and rounded bottles. There is a colored panel on the front indicating the scent. The language is very discreet. This is available in a 4.5 ounce size which is plenty! On the JO site they actually sell this for a few more dollars, so you are really getting a deal at Eden. The top is a black push to open cap. It can leak if stored on its side for an extended period of time. The back says the expiration date. Mine expires 03/2013 and I've had it since 2009.

    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Recyclable
    • Would make a nice gift
Follow-up commentary
System JO's Glide Massage Oil is one of the best multi-use lubes I have found. It gets used often an I still haven't used the whole bottle. It's one of those items I know I'll replace when it runs out.
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    Great review....right into the cart
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