JO glide massage oil by System JO - review by capblossoms

JO glide massage oil

Oil by System JO

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Looooove this stuff!!!!

Amazing as a massage oil. Amazing as a lube. This product does it all. If it was edible this would be the holy grail of lubes.
smells amazing
great as lube or massage oil
cap tends to leak if not stored upright
slightly more pricey than other Jo lubes
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Seriously, is there anything that this lube doesn't excel at? It does it all. It's silicone-based, so that makes it good for all kinds of fun things. Anal sex, shower play, works well with (non-silicone) toys, and is condom safe. This stuff a) lasts forever b) makes my skin feel amazing and c) smells divine.

The description for this product claims that it lasts 10-15 times longer than other massage oils. They are not joking. I received a one ounce trial size of this product in lavender about a month ago in a monthly subscription box. My husband and I use this mostly as a massage oil, roughly every other day. We still have almost half of that tiny one ounce bottle left. This massage oil lasts the longest without having to reapply of any I have used, and I like my massages!

This leaves my skin feeling incredibly soft and supple. Some lotions and/or massage oils I have tried leave me feeling like I am still wet and the product isn't rubbed in, or it feels sticky and greasy. This does neither. We found out quite by accident how well this works as a tattoo conditioner. I have a (slightly hated, 7 year old, coverup in the works) tattoo on my back. During our first massage, my husband exclaimed "whoa, this stuff makes your tattoo look NEW!" The effect doesn't really last, but if you are going out and want your ink to be at its best, this stuff will do it for you. It brightens tattoos beautifully.

The smell!! When I received the bottle and saw that it was lavender scented I thought "hmm, ok". I had never been particularly partial to lavender-scented things, as most seemed to be the overly sugary, fake-smelling lavender. This isn't one of those. This smells like honest-to-goodness, growing in your garden, lavender. And it has made a believer out of me. I can NOT stop sniffing this stuff. Seriously, every time I walk by the shelf that this sits on, I have to stop and take a whiff. My husband (Bless him!) will give me massages with this right before bed, and I find the smell soothing and relaxing, so much so that I believe I actually sleep much better.

The one time that we actually used this as a lube, we had no complaints. The stuff is slippery as all get-out, lasts forever, and a little bit goes a long way. I personally value the lavender more as a massage oil, however, after using it as a lube, I will be purchasing one of the other varieties of all-in-one (unscented, citrus, cranberry, warming, cucumber, or strawberry) to be used as a lube.

The price is slightly higher than other JO lubricants I have seen. However, given how long this lasts and the quality of the product, I'd say it is well worth it. The stuff just simply lasts forever, and works amazingly well, both as a lube and as a massage oil. My only complaint is that should it happen to fall over, it tends to leak, so make sure it is stored in an upright position.
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My JO glide massage oil tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Massage
    • Sex
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Good for anal
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