Triple Threat!

Massages are awesome, no matter what the circumstances! You can go out and hand over a big chunk of money to get one, or if you're lucky, your lover may grace you with that healing touch and a happy, happy ending. Have you ever gotten a massage without any massage oil? Eeek!

System JO massage oil's got you covered! JO offers you a nice velvety glide without being super slippery. It offers a medium amount of slip and slide so you can get all up in their muscles and give a deeper tissue massage without slipping all over the place. Another awesome thing? Sure! That would be the fact that it doesn't leave you feeling greasy, sticky, and ready for a shower. You can roll around in your sheets without sticking to them or getting them super dirty! The super concentrated formula allows for a little bit of the product to give a lot of results.

Oh, but JO's magic doesn't stop there. You can use this as a lube! Yep! Perfect for that 'happy ending' without having to wash yourself off or dig through your toy box to grab another bottle! It's even perfectly compatible with condoms. My lover always hides this stuff from me because he loves it that much for use with his purple, squishy love tube. I giggle at him and hand him the regular JO H2O, but he doesn't want to have any of that. He loves the relaxing lavender scent. Helps get him in the mood!

Got tattoos? Dry skin? Things of that nature? JO boasts that it can also be used as a tattoo and skin conditioner! Rub a dab into your tattoo and it will look fresh as the day you got it! If you're familiar with tattoos, you know that fewer ingredients are better. Well, good news for you. JO massage glide contains very few ingredients:

Cyclopentasiloxane, cyclotetrasiloxane, dimethiconol, dimethicone, (and either pure lavender oil, or citrus oil, depending on the scent you choose)

What are all those crazy looking chemical names? They're all skin conditioners! Dimethicone is the main ingredient in those scar creams and skin protecting lotions. Pure essential oils are awesome for your skin, and for sniffing.

System Jo claims that one drop of this massage glide is comparable to 10-15 drops of other massage oil. Hmmm. Not quite. I'd say it's comparable to about 5-7 drops. It's about as thick as a water-based lube. Not too watery, but not a gel, either. It's not gonna drip everywhere or run right off when you apply it.

This stuff is great for those of us who need a little pressure and friction and like an intense rubdown. It's not as slippery as baby oil, but has a lot more glide than a normal lube. It's super velvety and smooth. It lets you get just touch of friction which can produce a nice warming sensation. Ever gotten a massage with massage lotion? It's a little bit like that.

Oh! And you're not going to be sticky afterward! No sheets sticking to you! None of that "thanks for the massage but I feel like I rolled around in a vat of oil" feeling. The only thing this leaves behind is silky skin.

Mmmm. Lavender. Not fake lavender "fragrance", either, but the scent of pure lavender essential oil. This massage glide isn't at all flowery or over-the-top. It's got enough of a scent to make you feel calm, relaxed, and in the mood for love, but not enough to knock you out. It's all about the aromatherapy effect here!

Citrus scented massage glide is more of an energizing and awakening experience. Pure essential oils are in this formula as well! There's unscented, too! If citrus and lavender aren't your thing, you can always add your own essential oil! Sandalwood? Patchouli? Your own custom concoction? Go right ahead! (Make sure you share your recipe, of course.)

The bottle (which seems a little small for a massage oil) should last you quite a while! JO claims that one bottle of their massage glide is equal to 10 bottles of other massage oils! I think that's a bit of a stretch, but it does last a while.

And for massages, it lasts for quite a while, too! You can get a nice, 30 minute massage without having to reapply. When you're done, you don't even have to wash it off! The formula is made of some awesome skin conditioners, so it'll just make you super smooth and soft without being a sticky mess. If you do want to wash it off, just hop in the shower!

Try not to spill this stuff on your sheets. It might leave behind little oil spots. If you do spill it, just make sure to dab up what you can and clean it quickly! Just throw those sheets in the wash and you should be good to go!

There is a warming version of this stuff up for sale! If you think that is more up your alley, just be careful when using it for intercourse, unless you know that warming sensation is one you like!