JO glide massage oil by System JO - review by Cocos Butter

JO glide massage oil

Oil by System JO

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Slippery Soft...

I would highly recommend this product to anyone who needs lubrication or massage oil. There is none better that I have tried. It is sensitive to the skin and saves money because you don't have to use much and each application lasts a long time. It is worth every penny.
Pleasant smell, makes skin soft, long lasting, and doesn't irritate.
Nothing has to be improved on. I wouldn't sacrifice quality to improve small inconveniences.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


JO Massage Glide All-In-One is great for massages. Sure it can be used as lubrication but as a massage oil/glide it is excellent. Any couple having an intimate moment would become closer while trying and playing around with JO. It's definitely a conversation starter. No precautions are listed and the product is light enough that I don't expect any. Keep it away from the eyes. It causes a weird blurring effect and can be a little harder to wash off compared to other oils. It also lists it as a tattoo conditioner, and I did use it for my last one. My tattoo healed a lot faster than usual and JO kept it from itching as it healed.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Foreplay
    • Massage
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
    • Massage
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

It isn't "thick" but you don't really need a lot on your hand to cover someone's back. It lasts forever and I have never had to add a second coating. It is really slick and makes the skin feel soft like silk. It glides really well across the body. It also is perfectly slick for lubrication and it doesn't feel like it's dripping all over like some others.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

The aroma is the perfect strength. It is light and pleasant to the nose but not at all overpowering. The Lavender and Citrus scents smell really nice without stinging, lingering, or bothering the nose or eyes. The taste is non-existent, which I LOVE. Most lubricants or massage oils I usually have to basically wash off before kissing and sucking the body because even the flavored ones have a bad taste. This one has NO taste at all. Which also tells me it's really sensitive and not harsh at all.
    • Light smell
    • No taste
    • Smells good


One thing about JO is that it lasts forever. I think that I mentioned before that I have never even needed a second coating of it. Once I apply it, it maintains. It stays slick, soft, and spreadable during the whole encounter. It's not at all messy, even though you will feel like everything is coated anyway because of the consistency. It can be a little tricky to clean up. It is so slick that it is hard for soap to catch and remove it. I find that it was easiest to soak for a few minutes before trying to lather. I was not crazy about that at first but the product is well worth it and I will gladly deal with cleanup. One other thing that I am not crazy about is that it's so slick that if it's not sitting upright, eventually it will seep through the cap. It doesn't leak a lot out, but enough to make the bottle slick and maybe leave a mark on some clothes or whatever you have it touching. I keep it in plastic.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Long lasting
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water


It is packaged in a nice sized, smooth, plastic bottle. There is a type of plug inserted before use to prevent leaking. You may want to keep that plug since the slickness of it causes it to leak some. Most people won't look close enough to see what it is, so in that way it is kind of discreet. But if you are going to have people looking closely at your things they will see what it is. The other good thing is that is is labeled also as skin conditioner, so that can be an excuse if someone would be worried.
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Leaky container
    • Very informative packaging

Special Features

JO does have products that warm and tingle but this one does not do that. It IS a multiple use product that is good for lubrication, massages, and skin conditioner/tattoo healer.
    • All in one
    • Skin
    • Tattoo

Personal comments

I have gotten to the point that I will not use any other lubrication or massage oil. I keep a stock of JO around always. For me, it proves time and time again to be a superior product.
    • Favorite
    • Superior


I'm not sure what made me pick JO up when I saw it. Sometimes certain things catch your eye. I cracked open the cap and caught a whiff of the citrus aroma. Then I put a dab on my finger and felt that it was nice and slippery to the touch. I couldn't wait to use it for a massage. I ended up getting a rather larger tattoo a week or so after buying the JO. I had already noticed the tattoo conditioner line on the front of the bottle so to save money I used it instead of buying ointment. It was amazing, it spread softly and didn't irritate the area. It took away the itching and lasted half of the day.

I finally got to use it for a massage and lubrication when I visited a favorite steamroom place. It makes the skin feel really good and doesn't ever dry. It is hands down my favorite lubrication and massage oil.
    • Fragrant
    • Long lasting
    • Pleasant
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    i have this too. I love the orange scent. Good review! Welcome to eden
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    Great, thorough review! Welcome!
  • gone77
    Good review. I was a bit surprised that it can be used on newly acquired tattoos, but I'm glad to see it worked well for you. I've always thought that the usual ointment they recommend for new tattoos would be a bit too heavy, so this seems like a nice alternative.

    Welcome to Eden Fantasys.
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