Candy bra by Spencer & Fleetwood - review by sammyjojo

Candy by Spencer & Fleetwood

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Tasty, Yet Unsatisfying...

This piece would be a much better gag gift than an actual attempt at sexy-fun-time. It doesn't taste bad and it is rather whimsical. I definitely think it would be best for a bachelorette party or a prank on a guy.
gag gift, fun, childish
not effective, not really worth the money or time
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
So, the idea of this product is pretty obvious. You get a candy necklace and turn it into a candy bra, sell it for much more than a candy necklace costs, and people buy it. It's an okay idea overall, but even a childish partner loses his or her interest much too quickly.

The thing itself can be tricky to put on, especially if you are well endowed. At a 44G, I was a bit... lost. When it comes to showing the thing off, your partner will probably be taken back to his or her childhood, which is either a happy endorphin-causing experience, or one that will totally creep them out. Either way, it gets a reaction. I would include actual measurements, but I don't have the item anymore, so I'm not sure of them. I will say that it is pretty standard if you are thinking of the 'average' size for bra-items. It should definitely come in a plus-sized version for those more well-endowed!

The taste is much like a general candy necklace, but perhaps slightly less sweet or something. It just seemed a bit off to us. There was no aroma, and the texture was quite hard, as expected. Overall it is something most people are already familiar with presented in a new way, so it wasn't bad, but it wasn't overly exciting either.

Now for the major flaw: This item is very difficult to actually use, because once your partner starts munching, the bra tends to come off. You might get one bite in, then the bra falls off, gets tossed aside, and is just awkward to try to eat later, though my fiance did try. It just isn't really worth it. This candy bra seems like a cute and fun little thing, but it isn't worth the money or the effort because it only lasts about a minute, if that. I was really rather disappointed in this one. I suppose it could be fun for some people, but it just wasn't what I was expecting. If you want something that lasts a long time, you have it, but it doesn't last in the way you desire for it to. It would be a fun gag gift though!

I could definitely see buying this for a bridal shower or something like that. GREAT gag gift actually. Especially if you want to play a prank on a guy. He'd probably eat it!

The packaging of this product is pretty simple, showing the bra in color while the woman is in black and white. It's just a simple box and the bra itself comes in a plastic bag. Nothing of it can really be used again, but you wouldn't need it for future use/storage anyway. This is very much a one-time deal.

The ingredients list, as listed on the product page is: Dextrose, Sugar, Maltodextrin, Magnesium Stearate, Citric Acid, Colours: Brilliant Blue (E133), Tartrazine (E102), Allura Red (E129), Artificial Flovours. I have no allergies so I am not very good for any comments in that area, but I did notice that this product seems to be gluten free, which I do notice because of a friend with Celiac's disease.

Finally, I recommend this product to women with small to average sized breasts. The smaller the person, the more pleasing this bra would be. If you could actually see more of it and have it cover more of you so that your partner has to touch more of your breasts with each bite, you'll have a way better time!
Well, I used it with my fiance and he got a bit excited. He's very childish, so the candy excited him perhaps a bit too much. Haha. I had trouble getting the item on, and then it just barely covered my nipples, which was awkward. I was clearly too big for this.

Once he tried to eat the bra, it just kind of fell off, and I gave up on it. He, of course, saved it for later and I caught him randomly chewing on a candy bra. It was just awkward. I really didn't find this item to be that exciting or even good in general.
Follow-up commentary
Alas, candy bra, you fail me. As a big breasted babe, I find this bra lacking in the size area. It doesn't cover much of me at all, and it really takes away from the fun. What's the point if the bra isn't hiding anything?

I definitely think edible personal items should come in plus sizes. If they do, they are really hard to find and that just isn't cool. There are a lot of bigger ladies (and men) who would like to feel sexy in the ways smaller people can. I find it disappointing that there isn't a plus sized version of something like this, because it would be so easy to make! It's just a couple more strands of candy. It isn't hard!

So, I don't recommend this for anyone well-endowed. It's a fun concept, but it just doesn't work.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
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    • Breasts
    • Nipples
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