JO H2O anal lubricant by System JO - review by Valtiel632

A subpar anal lube, not worth the money...

A disappointing product that is not worth the money you pay for it. There are better lubes out there, and ones that serve to give you a far more pleasant experience.
It's cheap
Not long lasting, dries up quickly, not enough of it in the bottle
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I really wanted to like this lube. As mentioned in another of my prior reviews, I had already tried the thick gel-like lubricant from another company and loved it, and this time I decided to try a more fluid one. This one was on sale, so I figured it would be a nice item to pick up, along with another toy and some toy cleaner. Unfortunately, this lube does not live up to the standards of my previous purchase. The lube does have a nice, pleasant smell, but that's where the positives end. The lubricant is slick, but not nearly as slick as the gel lubricant that I had previously purchased. The lube dries up way too quickly; you need to use a lot of it if you want to keep things nice and slick. You put the lube on a toy, and a few short moments later it's already evaporated. That same argument is why it's not really useful for jacking off, either. It is okay for using it in combination with another lube, if you want to keep both your stashes plentiful and really make things nice and slick, but on its own - no way. Find yourself another better lube, one that's a bit pricier if necessary. It is water based, so it is okay for toys. Other than that, there's not really much positive to say.

I'm trying to think of something positive to say about the lube, but it's just not coming. This product is just an disappointment all around. The price is pretty good, but that's about it. Also, it should bring more for the price. The bottle you get is pretty small; you feel ripped off. This is the bare minimum you need to comfortably enjoy an anal experience, basically. This is the worst purchase I've made on this site, and I haven't made many bad ones, I'll tell you that. Honestly, the money would have been better spent on a better toy, or buying another bottle of California Exotic's Anal Lube, or trying another different lube, even if it was on sale. Do yourself a favor and buy a bottle of CE's Anal Lube, or another different lubricant if you don't like the gel aspect, and avoid this one like the plague unless you have money to burn. It's a decent lube for beginners and those who don't ask for much, but for the rest of us it's only subpar. Of course, that's just my opinion and other people may feel differently, but I just found it to be a very disappointing product overall.

I don't have much more to say. The product is just that bad. It's not a terrible product, but it's also not a glowing one. It's just mediocre...and skirting the line of mediocre at that. Save your money for something better, unless this is on sale and it's really cheap. Either way, I don't recommend it. For a company that supposedly specializes in anal lube, I find it disappointing. I expected more.

(I'm being generous with the rating. It really should be a 2, but because it is slightly slick and water based, some people may find it appealing. It works, and it's light on the pocket. That's pretty much the gist of it.)
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