JO H2O anal lubricant by System JO - review by married with children

Now Approved for Vaginas!

This is one of the best water-based lubes I have used. It can be used for anything, with anything. You can't ask for much more then that. Add in the long lasting and lack of stickiness, and you have a clear winner.
Long lasting, Non-sticky, Non-greasy, Non-staining.
Other then a pump top, nothing
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Although thicker for anal use, this lube works wonderfully for any kind of sexual activity. It feels like silicone yet is water-based making it safe for use with all toys. It has no smell or taste. It is long lasting, does not get sticky during use and washes off easily with a little water or even a dry towel. This is really a one stop lube.

Propyl Paraben, Methyl Paraben, Sodium Carboxy, Methyl Cellulose, Glycerine, Purified Water
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This lube is pretty thick. A drop in the palm of your hand will stay there when held upside down for a while. It has some of the best hang time off all the lubes we use. With it being so thick, I would expect it to not rub onto the skin with such little ease. Just a dime-size drop, and you are lubed up for 30 minutes of some of the slickest, smoothest sex you can have. When the night is over, if you are so worn out you fall asleep right away without cleaning up, you wont feel sticky or greasy in the morning. It leaves your skin feeling like you rubbed on a nice moisturizer.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

There is no real smell to this lube. Every once in a while, I will get a sweet scent from the lube but not very often. As for taste, it has a slight sweet taste. It is not bad or strong, but I would not want to taste it nightly or even weekly for that matter. (Go with JO flavored lubes if you are looking for taste).
    • Light smell
    • Light taste
    • No smell


This is where JO really shines. This lube last a long time. We mostly use this lube for hand jobs and PIV sex. When used for hand jobs, either given to me by my wife or solo masturbation, we only need to apply once. When I masturbate, I can cum twice with just one lube job - a dime size drop. My penis will stay slick the whole time without getting sticky.

For PIV sexual use, we still only use 1 dime size drop to stay lubed and slick until we are finished. The lube feels closer to natural then most lubes. I do not think they can make a lube that will feel like a woman's natural lubrication. Even though it is a heavy thick lube, it does not feel that way during sex. I think that if you where to use more then a small drop, it would start to feel like you where using motor oil.
This is one of the easiest lube to clean up. Some nights, I just fall asleep with out toweling off, and in the morning, I am neither sticky or greasy. When I do towel off, a dry towel gets it all off with little to no residue left.
    • Long lasting
    • Performance


This comes in an 8-ounce bottle. The flip top makes it a little difficult to use in the heat of the moment. It would be alot nicer if you could get this in a bigger package with a pump.
Follow-up commentary
We still love this lube. The bottle is almost empty, and when it is I will buy another. It is so silky smooth and slick, it lasts for our whole session without needing to be reapplied. It has not given my wife a yeast infection or any other problems. This is seriously a great lube. I can't stop giving it praises.
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