Lotion d'amour by Kingman - review by CrystaCat

D' Amour but not a Lotion~

Like I said several times, it is worth what it costs. If you want a massage oil, I would choose another product, but if you want a lube that will warm up with a blow this will work~ I might buy again maybe in strawberry next time. This would make a nice gift in a gift basket or in a stocking for a couple or for someone single.
Cheap, Warming sensation, Comes in two flavors
Not a lotion, Cherry taste like cough syrup, sticky, must take a shower after using it
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is a beginner's product! It has a warming effect that does not last that long. It can be used in solo play or partner play. I think it was made more for partner play because of the taste but can be used for solo. If you have a reaction to cherries, strawberries or red coloring do not use this product. The best use for this "lotion" I think is for masterbation.

Where to put it?
You can use it all over your body. We use it on the nipples and cock. You can use it as a lubruicant or a massage "lotion." just stick it where you want it! I have heard you can use it for intercourse and for anal but personally I do not think it is the right type of formula for that. It does not last long enough for that for me.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On the bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This lube is quite sticky and if you use it plan on taking a shower after! It washes off easily with soap and water, but to just wipe it off leaves your skin feeling like your kid touched you with candy hands. It is thicker than most lubes but it pours out of the bottle very well. It is about as runny as a couch syrup.
    • Greasy
    • Sticky
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

Cherry and strawberry are the only two flavors it comes in. I got the cherry! It does taste like cough syrup without the aftertaste. It also smells just like cough syrup, so if you don't know what that smells like then buy a bottle of this it's cheaper than cough medicine! Since the taste is light and there is no aftertaste it is better than nothing!
    • Light smell
    • Light taste


The lotion has a warming effect which makes it great for masterbation and quick intercourse. The warming sensation lasts less than three minutes, but if you blow on it it will reheat. It says lotion but it does not moisten your skin after use like a lotion would. It says it is a massage lotion which you could use for that purpose, but since your skin does not absorb the lotion, you would have to get massaged then take a shower to wash it off. It does not leave your skin feeling conditioned either. When you wipe it off, your skin still feels sticky and yucky. It comes off very well with soap and water though. I like that it warms up and gets hot, so if you are looking for a cheap product that works well for a short time and you can take a shower after, buy this. Five bucks you can't go wrong, right?
    • Gets sticky
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water


This product was in a clear zip loc bag which is nice in case it were to get damaged during delivery. Because of its red color, it would probably stain if it were to get on any other material. Plus, it would not be a real fun treat to clean up if it got everywhere. It has a seal under the cap, thank god. There were no instructions for use of the product on paper or the bottle. It has a twist cap which is nice, but if you are traveling with it, I personally would put it in a plastic baggy. That would be one HOT mess.

Container it's in
It is kind of shaped like a heart but a long narrow bottle. It comes in a 4 fl.oz bottle. It has a white cap that twists on and has a top on it that can be pulled open for a lesser amount. The lettering is white on the clear see through bottle. It says My Joy Collection (that is the manufacturer). Then in cursive writing it says Lotion D'Amour. It has in white lettering a few things about the product as well like the ingredients.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Does not leak
    • Travel friendly

Special Features

Special features include a HOT warming sensation! I think that is the best product feature! The taste is not great, but it's good that it does not have an aftertaste! It is also nice that it is not too liquidy as well.
It is made in the U.S.A!
All pure natural organic ingredients ~
Glycerin, Corn syrup, Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol, Flavor, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Sacchainnn, May contain FD&C Red #33 or #40, FD&C Yellow #5 or #6, FD&C blue #1 or #2, and Titanium Dioxide.
    • Tingling

Personal comments

I like the product for five bucks! It would make a nice little stocking stuffer or an add on for a gift basket. Beware if you are not taking a shower after, then I do not suggest using it.


It is a good product for the price. I might buy it again but maybe strawberry not cherry! However, I still wonder why they call it a lotion. I think they should call it Syrup D'Amour then it would have a true title. If you do purchase it then be careful it is filled to the complete top.
It is not too runny but it is hard to see because the color is light once applied to the skin.
Follow-up commentary
I do not really care for this lube anymore. It is nice to use if you need something but I prefer to use a lubricant that is not so sticky!
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    Great review hun!
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    Thanks for the review.
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    Thanks for reading~
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