Touche Ice small - egg discontinued by Shots media - review by souviet

Now, when this item turned up in Eden's Valentine's Day offer, I got kind of excited. I have wanted to play with temperature play for quite a while outside of just glass items (which is fun anyway), and this was free. Literally free. So why not? When I stuck it in my cart, it was even the color I wanted! Everything is excellent!

I received it and set it up to freeze. I pulled the bullet out so that didn't go in the freezer. This is done by using the 'bullet key', shoving it into the hole alongside the bullet, turning it to catch the end, and pulling with all your might. It's tricky to get out, as the silicone of the toy has an intense amount of drag, coupled with the suction of the little hole the bullet goes into.

So I froze it, and then tried it out, using my bathroom out of fear of getting my mattress wetter than normal. The first thing that struck me is how painfully low powered the little bullet is. It is something I would literally just chuck in the garbage if it wasn't for the rest of the toy. It's LITERALLY useless. It doesn't even provide a tingle! Combined with the ice, which I quickly learned isn't the funnest thing to have on your clit when combined with absolutely no stimulation at all, this made for a toy that I simply was unwilling to play with. It simply made me cold.

Now, on the other hand, this is a very well built item (albet useless as a toy). It's made of pure silicone, making it safe to freeze, easy to clean, and long lasting. The material is pliable, making it easy to ease the ice from the little stand.

I intend to keep this item, but not because it's a toy. More because it's literally a vibrating popsicle. Which can be amusing from a certain standpoint, and I kind of wanted something to make lil popsicles with anyhow.

Overall: Not a total loss, as it was free and I can still gain something out of it. However, this is not going to be something I ever use as a toy. It's just too pointless for me.

After just about 30 minutes of playing around with the bullet, the batteries went out. So, not only was it uselessly powerless, but it also barely lasted any time. It takes watch batteries as well, which can be expensive.