Black magic mystical squirmy - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by fallenangelkhris

Come to the Dark Side!

This toy is definitely a great value. With the variety of settings and uses, it's not something you could easily get tired of. In my book, it's worth every penny!
Strong vibrations, multiple settings, easy to use.
Not at all flexible, probably not the best choice for beginners.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


After hearing all the buzz (no pun intended!) about rabbit vibes, I decided to get one of my own. I was intrigued by the movement of the head and the vibrations of the bullet on the sneak peek video. And let me tell you, I was NOT disappointed! This vibe is great for clitoral stimulation and vaginal penetration. It's also waterproof, so you can even take it into the tub/shower.

The Mystical Squirmy has 3 levels of vibration and 3 rotation speeds for the fixed metal beads inside. The rotation speeds also affect the head of the toy. It's very straight-forward and easy to use. It takes 3 AA batteries that are inserted in the bottom of the handle.

I also have to say that the folks at Doc Johnson know how to make quality products - this is made with the same quality and durability!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Clitoral stimulation
    • Non-jamming beads
    • Rotating head
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Vagina

Material / Texture

The description says it has a velvety feel to it, but that's only the handle - the shaft itself is actually rubber. Due to that, you're going to definitely want plenty of lubrication on this one. You'll also want to store it in a place where it won't pick up lint or pet hair since the rubber texture is attracted to those things. It does have a rubbery smell to it, but after you wash it with soap and water the smell dissipates reasonably well.
    • Light odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

I really like the fact that you don't have to insert the vibrator very far to start feeling the rabbit ears on your clitoris. There's also a control for the rotating head (which has a fairly realistic look) - a very interesting sensation. The beads inside rotate, which feels fantastic once you have it in. Since the beads are fixed, it's not flexible at all so it can be a little difficult to maneuver at times. The handle is pretty generous and very easy to grip, even while in use.
    • Futuristic
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The rabbit ears have pretty intense vibrations - I was surprised by that. I tried bumping it up to 2, but that was a little too much for me. Even on 1, if you have a more sensitive clitoris it may be a little too much. The head has a controllable rotation, which you can adjust to clockwise or counterclockwise. I love the location of the controls - they're easy to reach and adjust without being TOO easy. The cover over the beads is relatively thin, so you can really feel them against your labia or vaginal walls if it's inserted. I have yet to use it in water, but I did submerge it and it didn't have a problem. It's relatively quiet on level 1 of the vibrations (about as loud as an electric toothbrush), but it's quite a bit louder the higher you go.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

When I initially got the toy, I cleaned it with a mild soap and water. Since it's waterproof, you don't have to worry about being careful with cleaning. You can also use a regular toy cleaner if you wish. Since you can't sterilize it, you don't want to share unless you're using a condom on it.

For lubrication, you can use either a water or silicone-based lube. Just make sure you use plenty.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The toy comes packaged in a very pretty box that's semi-clear on the sides and clear on the front, so you can easily see it inside. The box is a fairly firm plastic with a formed insert, so it would be great for storage as well. There aren't any instructions in the box, but it's not hard to figure out!
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

I will give you a word of caution: for those like myself (still a virgin), I would NOT recommend getting this as your first vibrator. It's got some heft to it, so it could be a little daunting. This is definitely something you would want to work up to. It would be best for at least intermediate users.


The clitoral stimulation is FANTASTIC with this toy, even if you just want to use the ears of the rabbit or the head of the toy without actually inserting it. The bullet part also feels great on other areas of the body. Be careful where you put it when it's not in use though, because it seems to love pet hair (which I have an abundance of in my house). And let me tell you - when you get that hair on the toy, it's a pain in the ass to get it all cleaned off!
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