Black magic mystical squirmy - rabbit vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Spoken Pandora

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"Hello, My Name is Spoken and I'm addicted to Rabbits!"

With so many rabbits out there, it's hard to figure out which is the right one. The Black Magic Mystical Squirmy is great as a first toy because you can discover just what you do and don't like with a vibrator that isn't overbearing. If you are looking for strength this may not be the best selection for you and it attracts lint and dust every-time you put it down. But it also plays with your clit so good you'll become addicted and that's worth every penny!
Well made. Sexy look. Several combinations that you can control. Nice girth. Non-locking beads.
Vibrations aren't earth shattering nor will they move a pebble. Dust and lint are in love with it.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I remember seeing Rabbit vibrators when I was younger(in sex toy years)and wanting one simply because they looked cool and women raved about them. Fast forward some years later and I find myself possessing my first, the Black Magic Mystical Squirmy by Doc Johnson.

Rabbits are a mix between a vibrator and clit stimulator on crack. The phallus portion is generally made of a jelly like material and mid way is riddled with beads that rotate in conjunction with the head. The clit stilmulator is shaped like a cute little bunny with split ears that massage the clit. The controls generally operate both parts together or separate at varying degrees and have a reverse button.

I didn't realize how much I wanted one until I received mine in the mail and danced around the house for a good ten minutes with the rabbit in hand and making plans to go somewhere alone with it for awhile. The good folks at Doc Johnson claim that the Mystical Squirmy is magical and I whole-heartily agree.

If you are looking for your first or simply wanting to add to your extensive collection, the Black Magic Mystical Squirmy is the rabbit for you. It doesn't possess the glitzy princess glam that most rabbits dawn making it appealing for partner play, it is made of quality material that makes you feel confident in its design from just holding it, and it is reasonably priced and sexy as hell to boot.

Because of the increasing noise level as you go up in the vibrations, I don't recommend that you use this toy if you share a bedroom. But this blessing in black feels so damn good you wouldn't want to share the experience with a voyeur but instead spread eagle and moan uncontrollably til the neighbors come-a-knocking.

Mr. Squirmy attracts a few unwanted linty friends so keep it in its packaging. Thankfully the box it comes in isn't so bulky that it will be a pain to pack and go.

Buy one for a friend, yourself, pool party, romantic rendezvous, or for some much need quality time; but whatever you do get this rabbit!!!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The Black Magic Mystical Squirmy is made of TPE and ABS and is phthalate free. Okay, so what does this mean to you? You should use a condom with it because it is semi-porous, it's hypo-allergenic, you should use water based or silicone lubricants with it and you can not boil it to clean.

I read that others found that this product had a bit of a smell. I pressed my noise deep into this rabbit and had a hard time smelling anything. Believe me I tried. Next time I will send in the hounds, but because my chihuahua seemed a bit too excited when she heard me "testing" I will keep this one to myself for now.

To me the rabbit feels just a tad sticky but once I placed it against my clit and inside my pussy, I could really care less if it was sticky or not. I was instantly enthralled within a whirlwind of erotic frenzy. Yep my little freaks it was just that damn good. The first time I tried to use it I ended up overtaking my partner and going to town. But because I am dedicated to my loyal readers and a trooper, I gave it another try.

The material reminds me more of a smoky grey than black. The tip, shaft and, rabbit portion are a bit darker than the shaft area that houses the rotating beads. In the tip you can see the vibrating arm that aids in movement. There are three circular rows of three metal beads in the shaft. The little rabbit is stuffed with a 1 1/2 inch bullet. The ears of the rabbit are spaced just a smidgen apart and rest on your clit to give you a very pleasing massage. The handle is a nice smooth and silky feeling black plastic.

The total length measures 9" but only 5" is insertable. The rabbit is a curved 4" from base to the tip of the ear.The only hard portion of Mr. Squirmy is of course where the bullet resides in the rabbit and the shaft portion just above the controls. But all of this is surrounding in the soft and squishy rubber blend.

The rabbit portion is very flexible and can easily be pushed forward or away to hit your clit just right.

There is nothing cheap looking about this product and it is ultra sexy in the blackish grey tint.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

The design of the toy is common to what is seen in most rabbit vibrators. However in the shaft area there are less beads than the pearl filled rabbits I have seen around. Also the dark color makes it more seductive looking than the pretty feminine colors that most rabbits come in.

The toy feels very sturdy in the hand and no matter how much I poked and prodded the I didn't break the TPE material that most of the toy is made out of. Once inserted the vibrator slides in with ease and is not uncomfortable to the clit or vagina. I will warm that Mr. Squirmy is also Mr. Sticky. You can't really tell this while you're using it but it is utterly impossible to ignore this during handling.

I really recommend this toy for a newbie but a pro would love to add it to their collection as well. The sleek design, varied combinations, and non-locking beads are more than any girl could hope for.

This vibrator can easily be tucked away for travel but either keep it in its packaging or a plastic bag because it will attracted unwanted hairs, lint, dust, and anything else that can't stay away from a sticky surface.

You will clearly know what this product is when you see it. So you may want to put it up in a safe place.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

I love the way the rabbit feels when I plunge it deep inside of me, however the noise level of the dildo portion doesn't match its strength. On the first setting its fairly loud and gets louder the higher you go up the control. I did try to muffle the sound with a thick blanket and tried holding it different ways but nothing seemed to mask the noise. The vibrations are very subtle which would be good for someone new to rabbits and vibrations but won't fit the bill if you require strong vibrations and movement.

But all hope is not lost. The bunny ears saved this one in my book. The movement sent chills up and down my body and made me extremely wet whether I was thrusting my pelvis or lying still.And even after I stopped using it, my clit continued to throb. The rabbit portion of the rabbit isn't as loud as the dildo. On the first level the noise is a very low hum that you almost have to strain to hear. As you go up levels though it noticeable gets louder. But there is a little trick I discovered to control the noise.

When controlling the rabbit pressing on the shaft of the rabbit controls not only the placement of the ears but also the noise. Also pulling the the rabbit further and closer to your clit will control the noise level as well.

Because the vibrator has a nice length to it, it is easy to control movement, placement, and maneuver the controls. So if you take your time with it you will be able to find different ways to make it work for you. I personally enjoyed just using the rabbit portion on the lowest setting and came away completely satisfied.

The controls are very simple to use. There is a button control for the "vibration" that controls the rabbit and a button control for the dildo which is labeled "rotation". There are two buttons per function and three levels for each. There are two sets of three see-through windows. These indicate the level you are on. If you are on level one, one light comes on, level two shows two lights, and level three follows the same pattern. In between the button controls and the lighted panels is a reverse button. This controls the rotation of the dildo clock-wise and counter clock-wise. There are a wide variety of ways you can use the rabbit between the control panel and self movement. So one shouldn't get bored easily.

The Black Magic Mystical Squirmy does not drain battery life but I think that this may change depending on how often you use it and which functions you utilize.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Unfortunately the Black Magic attracts dust out of thin air, along with everything else. And because of this you will find yourself wiping it down often. I keep a pack of toy wipes close by when I play with it. You can also use a spray or antibacterial soap and warm water. Allow the vibrator to air dry before storage.

I keep my vibrator in the plastic packaging that it came in but every-time I remove it I clean it before use. I suggest that this is done because it may attract unwanted debris that could irritate your vaginal and clitoral area.

You can store the toy in a lint-free storage box, plastic bag, or the package it came in. However you choose to store it make sure it is kept in something and not simply placed in a drawer.
    • High maintenance
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