Black magic mystical squirmy - rabbit vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by EmuLove

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Not So Spellbound by Black Magic

Bubble, bubble, toil, and trouble, destroy this toy on the double! Black Magic Mystical Squirmy by Doc Johnson is a great concept with poor execution. Although the item is sturdy and well built, this bunny is very loud and covered in cheap TPE. Cover it in better-quality material and it would be a much better toy.
Great vibrations
Cheap Material
Lint Magnet
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Black Magic is designed for vaginal and clitoral stimulation. I did find that for the clitoral arm to be effective, the shaft could not be completely inserted. This could easily be fixed with a longer shaft or a lower clitoral arm.

This item will work best for beginners who are looking to see what a bunny is all about. It has a basic easy-to-use design and a sturdy frame.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

Mystical Squirmy gets a 6 on the safety rating scale because it is made of TPE; which is also known at TPR. TPR is a rubber polymer blend that is basically "mystery rubber." This mystery rubber is porous and some of these blends, usually the cheaper ones, can emanate an oily goo. Yuck!

Black Magic does have a strong plastic and chemical smell that has not gone away after washing. When running a finger across the material, there is a lot of stick and drag. Because this bunny is sticky, it will collect and attract lint, hair, and other small particles.

The shaft of Mystical Squirmy is straight with no texture until you get to the bulb of a head, which has the classic Geisha shape. The Geisha or Samurai shapes make the head of the item look like the head of a person where the glans is the person's hair, and right below the frenulum is a smiley face. The face on the head is raised, but cannot be felt when the bunny is used; the ridge of the head is defined nicely, but may not be felt by some. There are also two bunny ears on the attached arm that vibrate and wiggle when the bullet is turned on. These ears are also made of the soft gooey TPE material, which does a great job transferring the vibrations through the ears to the area desired.

I would consider this item to be more for beginner users who are looking to see what a bunny feels like and what it does. Advanced users may prefer an item made of better materials that don't ooze or collect lint.
    • Porous
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This bunny has a very basic design including the classic geisha head. The difference between this rabbit and a classic rabbit is its beads. In a classic rabbit, the pearls fill the shaft and can sometimes jam; this rabbit has nine silver beads in spinning arms. The beads being on spinning arms prevents the usual jamming.

The toy is not at all discreet, it is large and penis-shaped. If you do plan to travel with this device, take the batteries out; if it accidentally turned on while in transport, baggage workers will hear it.

    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

Black Magic has a basic control panel with 5 buttons. There is an up button and down button for rotation speeds, as well as an up and down button for vibration strength. The fifth button is for rotation reversal. There are 3 rotation speeds, as well as 3 vibration strengths. The vibrations are only located in the bunny arm of this toy and don't travel up through the shaft. The vibrations from the bunny are strong and rumbly, but aren't "thrilling." The shaft does not have a vibrator; it simply rotates either clockwise or counter-clockwise.

The buttons are easy to push, but located in an area where they will not be bumped during use. The buttons may be wonderful, but the sound that comes from Mystical Squirmy is quite ferocious! This is the loudest toy I have ever owned. It will be heard through covers, a door, and even low music. If you turn your music up loud enough to cover this bunny's noise, you will surely get complaints from your neighbors.

As for it being waterproof, I say no; it is splashproof, but not waterproof. There is a plastic ring in the battery cap that helps keep water out, but should not be trusted enough for submersion. Trusting this little rubber ring is like trusting a cheap thermos not to leak.

    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

This toy will collect lint and should always be cleaned before and after use. To clean this TPE item, warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner will work perfectly. Toy wipes are always an option for this material as well. Black magic should never be disinfected in boiling water. The best lubes to use on TPE are water-based and silicone-based.

Black Magic requires 3 AA batteries for the motors to run. The cap for the battery compartment is on the very bottom of the toy and needs to be twisted counter-clockwise to open. In the battery compartment, there is a white removable battery pack. Two batteries go on one side and the third goes on the opposite. Re-insert the battery pack and twist the cap back on clockwise.

If you plan to share this toy, use a condom, since TPE is porous.

    • Hard to clean


Black Magic is packaged in a plastic carton with beautiful designs. There are no instructions regarding functions or battery insertion included with this device.

The packaging can be used for storage, but is much larger than the item it contains.

Overall, the packaging is very pretty and has beautiful colors, but does not contain any important information other than "Made and packaged in China."

    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I love the looks of this toy, but I am super disappointed with its execution. I really don't like the material it is made of, and I wish the shaft was longer, so the bunny could hit the correct areas. I am thinking of taking is apart to see if I can turn it into something amazing; if I succeed in this adventure I will make sure to let everyone know what I find out!
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  • Do emu
    The black label rechargeable might be a better alternative if you want a good rabbit vibe. Silicone + rechargeable = love. Thanks for sharing.
  • IndependentlyHappy
    Thanks for the review! Bummer about the inferior materials and loudness; those are both deal breakers for me.
  • sexytileena / absolutely love sex
    nice review
  • sXeVegan90
    Thanks for the review.
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