Black magic mystical squirmy - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by xGOLDx

Starter, Not a Keeper....

For those wanting to try a toy with beads, this is definitely a good first time purchase since you can get a little taste of what it is like. Nice and affordable, there are a few speeds and settings to play around with, and it is better quality than other lower end rabbits. But if you already enjoy beaded toys, then this one doesn't have much to offer. It just simply isn't that exciting because there is very little variation in what it can do. As far as rabbits go, this is pretty Plain Jane.
Independent shaft and clit stem controls, can adjust direction of rotation, non jamming beads.
Girth is a bit much for small ladies, only 3 settings of speeds each for shaft and clit stem.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Not my favorite toy in the world, but all in all it was decent.

Props are definitely awarded to the beads for not jamming up, which is sadly pretty hard to find, especially in a lower priced rabbit. Even with my hand clamping around the beads, the rotation only slowed down a little, never actually stopping. I also loved that the speed of shaft rotation was controlled independently from the clit stim, giving many more options. The clit stem itself had a really nice shape to it. The bunny ears were just long enough to hug each side of the clit, while slightly wiggling with teasing vibes, but not too long so it feels there was not control of the toy.

I wasn't such a fan of is the girth of the shaft. Granted it is slimmer compared to a lot of other toys with beads, it still is less than ideal for us smaller ladies. The fact that it was TPE wasn't so fabulous either, aside from being less durable as silicone, it just doesn't feel as nice and natural either. The toy being waterproof with a nice flat bottom to stand upright not only made cleaning easier, but shower time use easier as well. It’s not the quietest toy in the world though, so best reach for another one if you need stealthy fun times. Since this is not my first rabbit, I got bored of it pretty fast.

I used it a few times out of the excitement of having a shiny new toy, but once the novelty wore off, so did the appeal. It only has 3 speeds, each for rotation and clit vibes, so not too much to play around with. Partial redemption is awarded for having the option to change the direction of the shaft rotation, but not enough for me to keep reaching to use the Mystical Squirmy. There’s something to be said for the quality though. For a lower end toy, it is still built well. No huge seams in the TPE that scratch, and it has held up to play in and out of the shower with no issue. Plus I've never had any major issues with Doc Johnson's motors in the past.
Follow-up commentary
So, I just tried this one again to see if I'd warm up to it any more. Sadly I really didn't. The main issue is still that it doesn't have all that much going for it. Not enough speeds and variations to play with and tease. I don't completely hate it as it does give some pleasure, it just isn't enough to make me orgasm.
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  • supergeek
    I liked the review, thanks!
  • IndependentlyHappy
    Thanks for the review. Sorry this didn't work out well for you.
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Nice to know about the beads, thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review.
  • marshmallow
    thanks! sorry this didn't work out well.
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