Faith - discreet massager by Evolved Novelties - review by blacklodge

Faith no more.

All in all, this item will always be worth it simply because a portion of the proceeds go to the Save the Ta-ta's Foundation. The vibrator itself can use some improvement, but it's a pretty okay toy.
Small, smooth, and helps save the boobies.
Buzzy vibrations that didn't satisfy me.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Faith from Evolved Novelties is super cute and discreet personal massager. While this is marketed as a clitoral vibrator, I've found it feels great on my nipples and even works some "kinks" out of my neck. You can insert this toy, but I haven't just because I don't think it will do much for me. Due to the lack of deep vibrations, I can't get off using just this, but it is really nice as a warm up before sex or before other toys. It's sleek design makes it easy to use during intercourse as well.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

It is made out of polyurethane coated ABS plastic. Polyurethane is hypo-allergenic, as well as being phthalate and latex-free. It feels velvety and smooth to the touch. It doesn't add stimulation, but it sure does glide when a dab of water or silicone-based lube is applied.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I love the design of this toy. It is completely straight until you get to the battery cap, which is slightly curved. The curve is great because it makes it easier to hold, and the vibrations aren't as strong there so you won't numb your fingers. The total length is 3½" with a diameter of roughly an inch. It's so small, it will fit into your pocket or you can throw it in your purse and head out.

Functions / Performance / Controls

There is a power button on the bottom. Press this button once and it turns on, press it again and the vibrations get a little stronger. A third push turns the vibrator off. The tip of the toy is rounded, but it has a little flat spot that helps control where the vibrations are to be felt. This is also where the vibrator is located inside the toy. Personally, I am not a huge fan of the vibrations, they seem to be a little buzzy to me. I would much prefer a deeper vibration, but it is a decently strong vibrator considering the size.

It is waterproof and I have not had any issues with this being completely submerged. This toy is surprisingly quiet and cannot be heard on either setting through a closed door. I left the paper inside the battery compartment alone and haven't taken it out. I don't know if this will affect the sound or not, but I intend on leaving it alone.
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning is a breeze. You can wash it with warm soap and water, or use toy cleaner/wipes. So far I have been keeping it in the package it came in but once I find a better home for it, I'll store it elsewhere. As I previously mentioned, water and silicone-based lubes are compatible with this.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This is the package it came in. It is not discreet since it is clear, but honestly, who's going to know it's a vibrator? The bottom part can easily pop off and the toy will fall out, but a sliver of tape can easily fix this problem if this is how you intend to store it. There were no instructions included.

The back side reads:

Phthalate free
Made from body safe A.B.S.
Satin smooth

Requires one AA battery
Wash with Evolved toy cleaner.

Personal comments

I ended up giving Faith away to my mother since I knew this wasn't going to be used that often. It is a very well made toy, just not for me.
Follow-up commentary
As I said in my review, I ended up giving this away to my mother. She's used it a few times but it's not strong enough for her either. She ended up having to use another toy to finish the job.

I really wanted to like this. I love the size and feel to it, I just don't like the vibration. I'm more of a 5 vrooms type of girl.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • link82
    Thank you for the review... I was looking at this one and wasn't sure if the vibrations would be strong enough for me. Guess I'll have to pass.
    You gave it to your mom?!?! Nice!
  • blacklodge
    Haha, yes I did! I gave it to her as a "Happy Newly Divorced" present. I really am bummed out that it didn't work for me though.
  • Ghost
    Thanks for the review!
  • faust
    nice review
  • eroticmutt
    Thank you for the mascara comparison picture, that was really helpful
  • RomanticGoth
    Thanks for sharing. Too bad it didn't work out for you or your mom.
  • Tart
    Very good review!
  • Apirka
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • xOhxSoxScandalousx
    Great review!
  • amazon
    Nice review
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