Yeah, I know, I know, you have been waiting to get to this section, unless you already know which are the 7 lovely functions this mighty little one has!
But let's start with other info first, and leave the goodies for later...
You start off by unscrewing the bottom and then slide out the small plastic battery case, cherishing 2 AAA-s to run the little one. On the case you see how the +/- ends lay in, and which way to slide it back into the butt of the vibe. (Speaking of anal pleasures previously - vibe pleases you, so vibe deserves to be pleased too!) Even more interesting it is that there is a piece of paper rolled into the body as well, showing you the same things the case does ((-) 1.5 V AAA (+)), just without the arrow. It even asks you not to remove it, and it is especially funny because the edges of the paper curling up a little seem to just beg for removal! But oh well, as there must be a damned good reason to leave it in we won't make a big deal of it.
I would like to mention one more note on the batteries.
THE INCREDIBLE ROYAL PAIN IT TAKES TO GET THE BATTERIES OUT OF IT SOMEHOW!!!
While you could just slide a nail gently under the battery case's little plastic "ear" to pull it out with greatest ease (which, as I see, is only because I tend to slide it back the other way accidentally, every single time I take the batteries out), managing to get those two slim batteries out to put them to rest is a hellish struggle! The little, long plastic case ends up flying on the floor almost every time as I shake the vibe to have the case slide out millimeter by millimeter, except when I can catch it somehow or have it land on something softer and higher.
Those who appreciate such a construction of sure and tight design must be glad to hear such news now (and giggle what a big muff I am for not being so experienced with batteries yet, but those who can't stand this cursed safety of design must be hissing already.
Aside from that single thing I hate from the bottom of my heart in this vibe, I can say mostly good things about the rest.
Mood Powerful Large has a small and shiny smooth push button on the bottom, for an easy to understand use.
Handling isn't among my favorites though, because: you have to hold this lil one somehow, and as it is in your flesh you have only two options.
First option is that you hold the bottom, meaning that you have a great chance of accidentally hitting that friggin' button quite damned often! The second option remaining is, that you hold the bottom encircling it with your fingers, causing tremendous pain after a while because of the small size!
I even noticed it that it is long enough though, but not too long to prevent you from enjoying its full length! Meaning that in such cases you will have only a tiny rounded bottom left to hold and move around. One more reason for the hands to be "quill-ruffling" around and hating the design.
But let's move on to the main part anyway...
It has seven functions, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!
Not that I ever use any than the highest constant vibration, and I do try to lead myself to wanting the more special patterns - but those who are crazy for so many options love the fact that this blue little one isn't a multi-speed vibe only.
Here they are, rejoice, rejoice!
1. constant low vibration
2. constant medium vibration
3. constant high vibration
4. slow roller coaster
5. rapid pulsing going down (and probably slows down a little bit too, I'm not sure), repeated always
6. medium-speed but quite fast biker vrooming, going from high to low fast, then in a moment doing the same, on and on
7. fast medium pulsation
The next hit of the button will turn it off, but you can instantly do it too by holding the button pushed for a few seconds. It doesn't have a memory chip, meaning that each time you turn it on, it will start with the first pattern (constant low vibration), not remembering your last chosen pattern. It isn't a problem though because the button seems to be hyper-sensitive, and with a soft touch it already changes to the next pattern! It is also the curse of this vibe in some way, because it dooms you to hold it around the bottom and not over the button, summoning the already described hellish discomforts. Or you can just choose the more comfortable way, and learn the art of highly ornamented cursing in your pleasure sessions.
The vibrations aren't equally strong over the length of the vibe like I said. You can feel the strongest vrooms in the tip, and, surprisingly, while they are the weakest near the ring separating the two parts of the vibe, in the bottom with the button you will feel the greatest power as well! Should we call it from now on a double-motored vibe?
Oh and if you knew the silence of this mighty vroomer! Even on the highest, loudest speed even I barely can hear it, and inside the flesh it is virtually non-existent!
The wonderful fact means that as soon as you slide it into your craving flesh, you will be able to enjoy your time while your precious one or roommates are sleeping away right next to you! I could say that yep, it can be heard from a few feet away, but not with a blanket on, and your lush rich delicious thighs embracing the lil precious toy of course.
Oh and I assume you already figured out that Mood Powerful probably isn't among the vibes its name suggests, but it has a healthy level 4 vroom which was a quite satisfying pleasure to revel in even for me, a rabid power queen demanding more even from the almighty Hitachi Magic Wand! Used as an internal vibe of course, because I just chose other lovely pleasure objects to have my spot basking in the bliss it always starves for. With the maximum power it could still be a fine clitoral teaser for those who are more sensitive.
And let's not forget that Mood Powerful is a waterproof lil one, and the small, beautifully matching rubber ring is the proof that it is supposed to be purrrfectly built for such delights.
I haven't tested it that way yet though, but looks like cleaning doesn't cause any problems, and I do think that it looks reliable enough for such purposes.
And thank you too dear Badass, and dear readers!