Vibrating egg 10-speed remote controlled - remote control egg discontinued by Shots media - review by freeport

My partner and I have one remote control toy but wanted to try something cordless and portable. This was fun to play with, but there were too many problems with the design for us to really incorporate it the way we wanted to.

To begin with, it's very large. I knew this when I purchased it, so it wasn't a surprise, but I think I would have liked it more if it were slimmer, both for insertion and portability. There's also a rubber ring that sits inside the seam of the toy. The ring was not cut to fit the width of the bullet and made it painful to insert and remove (if you have any problems with your vaginal muscles tightening or with textured toys, you will probably feel this). The rest of the material was smooth. I found the stiffness of the cord a little unnecessary, but otherwise it was fine. Screwing the top on can be a bit of a challenge with the way the batteries sit inside the egg.

I loved the covering for the remote, since it means never having to worry about accidentally turning on the toy in public. Unfortunately, we never even got to try it out in public because the bullet is extremely loud. It didn't matter what setting it was on. There was a very clear humming sound coming from my body. The only situations I can imagine where you wouldn't have heard it would be at crowded bars, concerts, or very noisy social gatherings. Additionally, I found the arrangement of the settings frustrating, as they didn't really follow a pattern, so we'd have to go through high speed settings that I didn't enjoy in order to get to the ones I did like. Here, "like" really means "found acceptable," since I wasn't actually stimulated by any of them because of how short and rounded the bullet is. So this was definitely more of a psychologically stimulating toy than a physically stimulating one.

We probably will break out this toy again on occasion, but I don't think it will ever be one of our spontaneous selections. We'll stick with the cord vibrator for that.