Meh.

The Vibrating Egg is intended for insertion vaginally, but it can be used on the clit. The remote control vibrator is designed to give you, or your partner, long distance control (up to 10 feet). I bought the vibe for public play, which we haven't done yet because the egg is super painful once it's inserted. I'll give it another try in my follow up review.

The material feels awesome and velvety. It is made of safe, food grade, hypoallergenic, phthalates free plastic. The material is not sticky, nor is the toy flexible. It is very ridged, and it has no give. It has no smell or taste, so no worries there. The pull cord is very sturdy, so you don't need to worry about it getting stuck.

Egg Length: 3 Inches
Circumference: 4 inches
Diameter: 1 1/4 inches

I did not like the design... I am starting to get the feeling that I have a small vagina. This hurt me just as much as the Smart Balls did. If the Smart Balls hurt you, or putting things inside of you for long periods of time hurts, I wouldn't recommend this.

The remote is probably the sexiest thing about this whole set up. It's smaller than a car remote, and it's super discreet. It has this sliding plastic cover that can hide the buttons, so it doesn't look like you're doing anything naughty. Between the two buttons, there is a small hole to allow a red light to be emitted when pushing the buttons.

The functions were great -- plenty to choose from, I just couldn't feel any of them! This vibe really needs more power, and it just wasn't very form fitting. It didn't fit well inside of me! The controls are easy to use and very cool, so not problem there. My boyfriend loved it. This is such a great idea, it just didn't meet my expectations.

Easy to care for -- just use water and soap to wash it. Like all of my toys, I keep it in a plastic bag. Don't lose the remote; wherever you store it, remember where you put it.