Vibrating egg 10-speed remote controlled - remote control egg by Shots media - review by LunaLuthor


I was really disappointed in this. I hope that my experience will not be like yours, but if you are tight and not very sensitive to light vibrations inside of you, I would not get it.
Cool controls
Awesome Idea
Was fun for my partner
Couldn't feel it
Didn't cum
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Vibrating Egg is intended for insertion vaginally, but it can be used on the clit. The remote control vibrator is designed to give you, or your partner, long distance control (up to 10 feet). I bought the vibe for public play, which we haven't done yet because the egg is super painful once it's inserted. I'll give it another try in my follow up review.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material feels awesome and velvety. It is made of safe, food grade, hypoallergenic, phthalates free plastic. The material is not sticky, nor is the toy flexible. It is very ridged, and it has no give. It has no smell or taste, so no worries there. The pull cord is very sturdy, so you don't need to worry about it getting stuck.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Egg Length: 3 Inches
Circumference: 4 inches
Diameter: 1 1/4 inches

I did not like the design... I am starting to get the feeling that I have a small vagina. This hurt me just as much as the Smart Balls did. If the Smart Balls hurt you, or putting things inside of you for long periods of time hurts, I wouldn't recommend this.

The remote is probably the sexiest thing about this whole set up. It's smaller than a car remote, and it's super discreet. It has this sliding plastic cover that can hide the buttons, so it doesn't look like you're doing anything naughty. Between the two buttons, there is a small hole to allow a red light to be emitted when pushing the buttons.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The functions were great -- plenty to choose from, I just couldn't feel any of them! This vibe really needs more power, and it just wasn't very form fitting. It didn't fit well inside of me! The controls are easy to use and very cool, so not problem there. My boyfriend loved it. This is such a great idea, it just didn't meet my expectations.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Easy to care for -- just use water and soap to wash it. Like all of my toys, I keep it in a plastic bag. Don't lose the remote; wherever you store it, remember where you put it.
Follow-up commentary
Still can't enjoy the sensations, sorry to say. I want to like this so much. I still can't feel anything, and the batteries died very fast.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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