Vanity Vr5.5 - sex toy by Jopen - review by OhBabyOh

"My preccccious...."

I can't believe I settled for such uninteresting toys before this one. I feel like the options with this product are endless, and it doesn't even have things like rotating beads or a rotating head and who cares? This is an amazing toy and worth every penny!
2 motors. Powerful/effective. Quiet. Totally silicone-covered. Recharges. Locks in off. Waterproof.
None yet.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This review will be pretty informal and I'll leave most of the technical details to others who've reviewed this and gone into great detail there - other than to state that: it's a high-end toy totally and seamlessly covered in safe and amazing-feeling silicone; it's got two motors, one in each tip; it's quiet but powerful; it's not shaped like your typical dildo; it's rechargeable; waterproof; the easy-to-work buttons can be set not to turn on accidentally; use with water-based lube (or no lube at all); has a one year warrantee; was created by women.

I never thought I'd really care about aesthetics and packaging, etc. but I'm glad they did such a great job. The toy is really gorgeous. The color is super intense and sexy (actually I now get a pavlovian kind of response just looking at it), as is the whimsical yet alien shape. The feeling of the material is so smooth and velvety. It's soft, yet firm & kind of slick with just a tiny bit of friction or drag which I think is good. It even smells good and stays smelling kinda new and almost perfumy which is a strange, unexpected bonus, and it washes clean easily. The hole to charge it is small and you don't notice any seams. The cord attaches tightly. The box it comes in is nothing special, but the little silky black bag to store it in is very nice. Also, as others have said, some people that might stumble across this may not realize it's a vibrator.

The vibration is incredible. I really didn't expect it to feel so good after only using a powerful electric clitoral one for so many years, which was all about very precise pinpointing. This one still pinpoints, but not in the same way (or place necessarily). It's a completely different experience. The vibrations can be set to low and then on up to possibly too intense for some, and while there are no special settings other than: on, more intense, off, and lock, at times I think I'm feeling a rolling or stuttering feeling in a good way I guess that's just the rumbling (what I used to have had more of an extremely intense, heavy buzzing) or maybe the rumbling is designed a special way, I don't know! Now I've had the chance to try it several different ways and each orgasm is slightly different from the last, depending on how or where I'm using it. I'm seriously blown away by this thing. Maybe it's just that it's my first rabbit. Needless to say there's more to this strange looking object than meets the eye.
When I first used this -- I hadn't even planned on using it yet, but I guess it came charged -- I had on my underwear and had no idea how to use it, but just held it up against myself out of curiosity (upside down I later realized, and hey that's fine, I'm pretty sure there are no rules). It was pretty quiet and was rumbly and I was instantly liking it a lot. I instinctively started pushing it inward, though outside my underwear and against the lower vulva as opposed to the clit. Being so used to only the little hard nub on the end of the clitoral massager I'd had, I felt all kinds of new sensations with this new toy. It poked me perfectly and felt really good. I had an orgasm pretty quickly and actually unexpectedly. And this was just from messing around on the outside of my pants! I might have still gotten there relatively quickly without any vibration cause of the well-designed shapes of the parts, particularly the perfect shape and hardness of the larger part, which felt exhilarating pushing up against me, not to mention while it went inside, which I did at a later time! The flexibility of the clitoral stimulator felt great too.

Also, I'd never had a g-spot orgasm before and had begun to question whether they really existed! In fact, you know how people talk about squirting from them? I think that happened the other day. I'd also never experienced having what I think may be two kinds of orgasms at the same time. Again, maybe that's typical for rabbit owners but it was kinda life-changing for me! I've so far forgotten to use lube and I'm sure using it would add an even sexier element.

I never really imagined myself taking a vibrator out of town, but I just took it with me on a cruise and now see how great it is that you can turn it off so that it won't accidentally turn on, and how important it is that it's quiet.

I haven't even taken advantage of the fact that it's waterproof yet. That ought to feel good. It also stays inside you nicely so you don't have to hold it in, which is because of its bulbous end. At first it's always a little tight going in, but it doesn't take long (just tilt it) and doesn't give me the feeling I'm at-risk of being stretched out. Because you don't have to hold it, you can just lie there and move your hips for some "bump & grind" either on your back or from behind or whatever floats your boat. It's long enough but I love that it's not too long cause it won't hurt during thrusting. There seem to be so many ways to use it as well as ways to place the flexible clitoral stimulator -- for example on either side of clit or even attempt to stuff it in along with the main part if you feel like goin' to town! Also I'm imagining you can use it in creative ways with a partner, and I think I read someone else's comment that anal play might be possible with this toy too.
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My Vanity Vr5.5 tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Quiet
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
  • General
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    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Locks
    • Quiet
    • Rechargeable
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