Finger massager discontinued
by NMC Ltd

Not Bad, Bunny!

I was torn between giving this product three or four stars. I think it's an excellent value even if you only get it for the bullet and its patterns. I enjoyed using it and I think it would be an excellent choice for a lot of people, including people looking for their first toy since it's cheap and works well. I'm jaded by toys with a tiny bit more power, you might not be though.
Published:
Pros
- Excellent price.
- Nice enough bullet.
- Safe material.
Cons
- Bunny eyes of doom.
- Silicone dampens strength of vibrations.
- It uses watch batteries.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The silicone finger bunny is a vibrator for clitoral stimulation with ears like those on the shaft of "rabbit" vibrators. Instead of a shaft for penetration, this toy has the rest of the bunny apparently! It also has a finger ring and a hole in the bottom where you can put the bullet in.
Some things this toy would be good for:
1. Bypassing the whole finding-the-right-toy-for-your-anatomy issue with dual stimulation toys and using this with your favorite dildo instead.
2. Trying out vibrating toys, ones with patterns in particular, for the first time with something relatively cute.
3. Partnered sex. Your hand won't get cramped with this one and it takes up little space.
4. Traveling, when luggage space is an issue.
5. Making showers more fun.
6. Trying to get off quietly, since it's not very loud.

There are people and situations it definitely won't work for at all though. I see no reason why anyone would want to use this toy for any sort of insertion in any orifice and wouldn't recommend trying it since the finger ring will likely just get in the way and the ears would be more uncomfortable than pleasurable. Keeping one's finger in the ring should prevent it from getting lost in someone's anal passages but, again, why would someone try? I wouldn't try it.
This also isn't going to work for people who like their toys high-powered. The highest setting is completely decent for me but some of the patterns are pretty weak (And the low setting is hilariously bad.), though nice in theory.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This toy's outer, bunny-shaped layer is made of smooth, purple silicone, and I imagine most fans of medium-firm silicone would like it. The ears and ring are fairly flexible and stretchy but the head isn't so much, and the body feels completely hard once you insert the bullet.
Silicone is body-safe and gets a high 10 rating on Eden's safety scale. There's no odor or taste with it usually and the silicone sleeve for this is no exception.

The bullet is made from hard, purple plastic with a softer, flexible button on the end. I'm not sure what that is made of. Plastic gets an 8 on Eden's safety scale, and I noticed no smell or taste from the bullet.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

There are those who are completely creeped out at the idea of holding something shaped like a poor, defenseless animal against their nether regions, those who don't understand any such creep factor, and those who simply don't care. Me? I don't care, bring on the bunnies! This is definitely a toy only for those who don't mind the fact that the rabbit ears are literally just that. The silicone finger bunny is shaped like a bunny, complete with little face, snout, and nose. Oh, and it has round, pupil-less eyes. Even I could have done without those. They look too soulless.

"I WANT YOUR SOUL!"
Erm, let's carry on.

That said, I still thought it was pretty cute and someone who is threatened by giant, mechanical-looking sex toys could really love the design. It's nonthreatening (Depending on how you look at it.) and it doesn't really scream sex toy (Unless you're familiar with the whole rabbit craze.). It doesn't look sexual per se. I like that if I accidentally left it out and someone briefly saw it there is a chance they might just pass it off as something innocent. It really reminds me of a vibrating marshmallow Peep in design, haha.

The size works really well for what it is. Including the ears, it's a little over three and a half inches long. This makes it good for using multiple toys at once.



I also liked the design of the finger ring. It's in a good spot for me to hold it in place during play and I think it would work exceptionally well during partnered sex. It's a little stretchy and all my fingers fit into it. It should fit most people with hands on the small-to-average side size-wise. I'll probably bring out this toy when my hands are tired and I don't feel like holding a toy right in place.
Something that bugs me though is the multitude of seams in the material. I assumed the raised areas on the sides were meant to resemble legs or even a blanket wrapped around it (That's what it looks like!) but there's an annoying seam right down the front of the toy that goes through its face, and another one that goes behind and in front of the ears.

Oh, and this toy came with a really random piece of silicone that fits strangely well into the end of the silicone bunny sleeve. I'm guessing it's supposed to be a material sample but, well, I call it the bunny's butt plug just because.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The patterns were actually a surprise to me when I got this toy. I assumed it would probably have three settings of low, medium, and high. Well, I got that and more. It actually has ten patterns, according to the instructions!

The first, low setting is pretty much useless, especially when inserted into the silicone sleeve which muffles the power a bit. It is barely a light tickle and can barely be heard.
The second, medium one is a decent tease but not enough power for me in general. It's very quiet as well unless held against a hard surface.
The high setting is more my speed. It's comparable with other vibrators I enjoy and at least 3 "vrooms" to me.
The interesting patterns come after that one. I shall refer to them by the names given to each setting on the instruction paper. The first of them is a "gradient burst" that starts slow then builds up in intensity, then repeats.
The next is "intermittent" and is a low pulsing. It's not that fun once inserted into the sleeve unless you're holding the bunny head against yourself instead of the ears.
The next is "surge," which is a little hard to explain. It's a faster pulse and not that strong.
The "insta-surge" is a stronger, quickly pulsing pattern.
After that is the "roller coaster spurt." This is my favorite one and is also hard to explain. It's fairly steady but different than the first three non-patterned vibrations.
The final one is "pulsate" which does basically what you'd think. It pulsates and not in a particularly exciting way. It's not enough stimulation for me to have the vibrations stopping then starting in rapid succession, but you may like it.

All of the settings are fairly quiet, which I liked. I can't really hear the noise through a blanket or two except the higher settings.
The vibrations are fairly buzzy, but I certainly don't mind that for me. Your mileage may vary.

I wish the bullet was stronger but this is my first experience with definite patterns so I still found them fun. The silicone sleeve really dampens the power and the ears don't carry the vibrations as well as I would like them too so the bullet probably should have been made to overcompensate. It's perfectly fine on its own, just not as great when it's up the silicone bunny's bum. I think this toy would still be worth it if you buy it just for the bullet though because it is still decently strong and, well, it has fun patterns!

The toy is very easy to turn on and off, you just press the white button on the bottom of the bullet to turn it on and do the same but hold it down for about a second or two when you want to turn it off.

The toy is also definitely waterproof, to a point. I tested it in the shower multiple times and nothing bad became of it. That said, the instructions say that this toy will not hold up in the bathtub or pool.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

If you're using the silicone bunny sleeve over the plastic bullet, you shouldn't use silicone-based lube since it will ruin it. All water-based lubes you like are fine with it. To clean the bullet, remove it and wash it with toy cleaner and soap and water. You can do the same thing with the sleeve, but you can also boil the sleeve or wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution if you want to sterilize it, since it's silicone.
This toy picks up lint and fuzz easily so to avoid a hairy rabbit I suggest giving it a rinse under running water when you clean it regardless of what else you do to it.

The bullet is a little hard to get out which makes it harder to clean, but other than that it's easy to clean. There aren't any hidden crevices to look out for and you can clean it with soap and water or antibacterial toy cleaner. Bleach solution will also work okay on the bullet.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The toy came in a plastic, clamshell case without much in the way of graphics or anything. It was very easy to open. There is a slip of paper with battery instructions and a list of the patterns this toy has on it. I wouldn't recommend the packaging for storage, it's really not meant for long-term use.


Oh, and batteries were included.
    • Minimal

Experience

I found that, depending on how I held the toy, I could use the ears to provide stimulation on either side of my clit but it was hard to get it to stay there without one of the ears getting shifted and trying to lodge itself somewhere. It was more convenient to just use the nose or the bullet without the sleeve.
Follow-up commentary
I should clarify. I still like it, but it's more than I don't hate it. I have more thrilling toys so this one isn't my favorite, but I still don't see anything wrong with it (Other than how hard it is to get the darn bullet out of the bunny's body.). For a beginner it's still really great and I wish I had this one when I was a total beginner since it's way better than, say, the first toy I ever had. For current me any my clit with a new power-hungry streak? It's okay. It's good enough. It's just not amazing or anything.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Ryuson
    Nice review. You had better luck getting a picture of the eyes than I did; they are a bit unnerving!
  • Contributor: Beneath The Bed
    Nice ominous shadow on that bunny!
  • Contributor: GONE!
    Hee hee, thanks you two! I laughed so hard when I looked at those eyes for the first time.
  • Contributor: Loriandhubby
    LOVE the bunny pic.. way to cute caption! Great review thank you for sharing
  • Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
    Looks like fun. However the watch battery thing kills this for me right away. Great review though!
  • Contributor: cheesewizz
    nice review
  • Contributor: Tianna Silver
    Great review
  • Contributor: FaerieLove
    Awesome review. "I WANT YOUR SOUL" HAHAHA!
  • Contributor: TheSinDoll
    Great review! Those eyes are kinda freaky though! I don't think I'd ever want a toy that ran on a watch battery.
  • Contributor: Ghost
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Positwist
    This is a great review, but I would upvote it for that picture of the eyes alone. Creepy.
  • Contributor: Crystal1
    Poor creepy-eyed bunny, he's seen stuff, man. At least he's not quite as creepy as that glowing-eyebrowed bunny vibe that wants to have hate sex with everyone. (Can't remember what it's called, but I think it's hilarious.)
  • Contributor: biancajames
    Eeeevil bunny, heheh!
  • Contributor: GONE!
    LOL you're all awesome, I'm glad you enjoyed that pic.
    Crystal1- That sounds amazing and for some reason I want one. Maybe I will start a collection of evil bunny vibes. >
  • Contributor: kmilly
    ordered one of these today since they're free with a purchase. have to admit that i'm kind of excited. i don't know that it'll be any good for me. *shrugs* maybe. but the next time the girlfriend is demanding sex and i'm falling asleep touching her, it might come in handy.

    no pun intended. i'm really not a creepy sexual pun-user.
  • Contributor: underHim
    Thanks for the info
  • Contributor: SMichelle
    Excellent review!
  • Contributor: GONE!
    kmilly- But creepy sexual puns are so fun!
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